ROH Michael Bennett's Bachelor Party Report

Thanks to Adam Bartolo and PWPonderings.com for the following recap from Ring of Honor's "Michael Bennett's Bachelor Party" in Merrionette Park, Illinois on Thursday night.

Adam Cole was the host.

Cole in the ring, wearing a red party hat, introduces Corino on commentary and Whitmer as bodyguard. Taven comes out next and finally it's the man of the hour, Michael Bennett. Taven gives Bennett a bottle of whiskey and starts chugging?Taven leaves to get gifts, first is a crown. Second, are glowing gloves. Bennett gets shot glasses of whiskey for the kingdom and they toast. Todd Sinclair comes out to ref and Cole leads the crowd in booing him.

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First match, Jay Lethal and his partner?Truth Martini. Out come red Dragon. Truth does his version of a spin a roonie. Jay starts the match and after a few minutes, a "we want truth" chant goes up. He gets the upper hand on Bobby fish. He arm drags fish O Reilly, lethal, AND Sinclair! The kingdom jumps up, they can't believe it! The end comes when O Reilly makes truth tap with a cross arm breaker in 14:05.

Cole introduces the honorary member of the kingdom, Cheeseburger! Next I'd the women's match. Veda Scott, Heather patera, and Leah von Dutch vs. Taeler Hendrix, Scarlett, and crazy Mary Dobson. The romantic touch is at ringside?sizing up the ladies. He's clearly addicted to love?Taven gets on the apron and throws singles at Scarlett! Veda gets the pin on Scarlett after a roaring elbow and backdrop driver at 10:00

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Cheeseburger will have to do some shots. Vodka shots with the kingdom. They take one each, he takes four. Next is Roderick Strong vs Mark Briscoe. Strong dressed in polo shirt and short off white shorts, says he's dressed to impressed and it's his favorite drinking outfit. Lot of Mark beating on strong on the outside early. Strong wins with a small package in 10:05 and celebrates with a beer. Mark is not allowed to drink alcohol tonight. He falls on his face in tears.

BJ and the kingdom checking fans ids. Cole and Bennett in the ring. Cole has brought Bennett's second fave pro wrestler?Mad Man Pondo. He hugs cheeseburger and Cole orders cheeseburger in the ring. He is mad, saying that he is full of himself. Cole puts cheeseburger in a match against?Tomasso Ciampa?Cheeseburger spits alcohol in Ciampa's face, but Ciampa takes control quickly. Pondo tries to help with a stop sign, but accidentally knocks out cheeseburger. Match is over at 1:15. Out comes delirious. Ciampa in his second match. Delirious keeps rolling in and out of the ring to avoid Ciampa. Delirious chars the kingdom away by blowing their party favors at them. Ciampa takes over with a running knee on the outside that sends delirious into the second row. Ciampa later chases him around the ring and puts on delirious' bigger mask. Delirious can't believe it. Ciampa later gets the win with a knee to the chin at 12:28.

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Second half starts?Cole brings out Jimmy Jacobs. He asks Jacobs who are the biggest buzz kills in the locker room. He says ach and Cedric Alexander since one prefers video games and the other got married. But they're great in the ring, so keep the party going. They both come out and ach is playing a hand held video game. Excellent back and forth action with Cedric winning with his finisher at 18:03.

Kingdom back in the ring. Bennett asked by Cole to sit in chair. Cole says it's lap dance time. A woman comes out and gets a lukewarm reaction. Contestant number two is a guy and dances behind Bennett. Bennett turns around and is horrified. Contestant three is a great looking woman?Five seconds into the gameout comes Maria in a gold sparkling robe. She strips down and lap dances with the third woman. Bennett asks BJ to take the third woman away, since Maria should dance for him. It's just Maria and the kingdom?she refuses to dance and leaves. Bennett falls over unconscious. Taven gives him some vodka and he hulks up.

Main event time. Rhino vs Jay Briscoe. Cole wants Rhino to use a chair, he refuses. They come to blows and the kingdom beat down Jay and rhino. Mark comes out for the save?Jay makes the challenge?and it's a six man tag! It goes into the crowd?and clearly the alcohol is wearing on the kingdom. Rhino gores Cole and Jay hits the Jay driller on Bennett on the fluffy belt for the win.

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Thanks to PWPonderings.com for the recap.

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