Edge and Lita appear from a cloud of smoke. Lita, Lita, Lita - wow. They make their way to the ring holding hands. Edge and Foley shake hands.

Foley: Edge - wait first....on behalf of all my WWE fans in regard to Lita - let me say for all of us...holy crap. I know you're wondering what all this is about - the red carpet, expensive suit. It's because that I am simply not going to apologize for having the greatest hardcore match in wrestling history at WM. We did that. I don't care what people think. I don't care about Tommy Dreamer or Terry Funk's opinion. The truth is - you embody everything that hardcore is all about. Not that slime that oozed out of ECW. Which is why I am presenting you with this...

Reveals the Hardcore belt and presents it to Edge.

Foley: Because you're hardcore, you're hardcore, you're hardcore. I know what you're thinking Edgester. This was given to me as a retirement present, but you deserve the hardcore championship!

Edge fights back the tears - haha.

Edge: I don't know what to say. (YOU SUCK chants) I mean...Mick you're right. Everything that I've accomplished in my career I do deserve. But I can't accept this. I can't. I mean - it's true all of that is true...but you forgot to mention one very important thing. I've got the hottest girl in Vegas coming to bed with me tonight. But Mick listen to me - you're the original Hardcore legend. You had to toil in obscurity in bingo halls for years. You had to bite your tongue when Ric Flair called you a glorified stuntman. And while I did beat your ass at WM - I can't do it. I can't. You Mick Foley - you deserve to be the Hardcore champion.

Foley: Wait a second - I'm giving you a gift and now you're giving it back. Now it is ironic that the man who called me a glorified stuntman earned his check at WM in a ladder match. But I think you deserve the hardcore championship. You think I deserve the hardcore championship. And as far as I can tell - there's only one way to resolve the issue. It's you and I - one more time to beat the living hell out of each other...right here tonight!

Edge: You wanna see it?? Mick Foley-Edge, hardcore one more time. I've got an even better idea.

Edge whispers in Lilian Garcia's ear.

Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen - here are your new co-holders of the WWE Hardcore Championship, Edge and Mick Foley.

Foley and Edge raise the belt in the air.

**ECW music hits**