Dark Match; Sylverster Turkay d. Scotty 2 Hotty with some awful looking front chokeslam.

Velocity

1) Tatanka d. John Williams

2) Gunner Scott d. Simon Dean with a overhead belly to belly.

3) Mexicools d. London/Kendrick (non-title) when Psicosis rolled up Kendrick, grabbed the tights and held the rope.

4) Gregory Helms d. Some jobber

Then Tony Chimel tells us the MIZZZZZZZ is our new host of SmackDown. He announced that Kurt Angle would be facing Rey Mysterio in his 'farewell match', that Lashley would face King Booker in a non title match and Piper's Pit with Khali

SMACKDOWN

Paul Heyman guest announces the first match...

1) Kurt Angle d. Rey Mysterio by countout in about 18 minutes. There was a great sequence toward the end where Rey went for the 619 but Angle caught him, dragged him to the middle of the ring to lock in the Ankle Lock but Rey rolled through and rolled him up. Angle kicked out at 2 but the crowd thought it was for sure over. Me included. Angle then hit Rey with a overhead belly to belly from the ring to the floor and Rey didn't make the count. Ew finish. They shook hands.

BATISTA IS COMING BACK.....in 38 days

Backstage segment with Nunzio, his match with Matt Hardy is next. But he can't find Vito. OH NO! He wonders if the rumors have gotten to his head because he needs him in his corner for his big match.

2) Matt Hardy d. Nunzio via Twist of Fate. Pretty good ovation for Hardy but the crowd just kind of sat on this match. Seemed to be burned out. Matt f'd up pretty bad, he went to do is second rope YELLLLLL but he fell backwards and tried to catch himself but just kinda fell to the apron. It will be edited but it was weird. Hardy wins, then VITO comes out in a black dress and massages Nunzio's back. Nunzio turns around and FREAKS the F OUT. Vito walked pretty good in heels.

Next was Piper's Pit. Piper got a great ovation and the crowd was all over everything he said. Khali is a BIG MOTHER. Piper tried to tell him that the Undertaker was tough, Khali got mad went to choke him, Daivari stopped him, he got slapped and then Khali hit THE CHOP OF DOOM on Piper.

For the second straight year the RAW DIVA SEARCH winner goes to SMACKDOWN. Yep Ashley's on SmackDown. That led to

3) Jillian Hall (whose fake pecs are MASSIVE) d. Kristal Marshall. Jillian blocked Kristal's victory roll attempt for the win.