And then Torrie Wilson's old "You're Not Enough For Me" theme hit and everyone popped cause they thought it was her. Not. It was Michelle McCool doing her best Miss Han impression.
4) Mark Henry destroyed Paul Burchill, pinned him after two World's Strongest Slams. And then gave him the Benoit Beatdown. Guess Burchill finally is getting that surgery.
5) Finlay beat a jobber named Caden Matthews pretty easily. It made his friends mad. Then he got the MIDGET which got a POP and was actually pretty funny. He used him as a weapon yadda yadda yadda. But the best part was after the beatdown...he PUT HIM BACK UNDER THE RING!
They did the "show the arena get everyone to yell" but it was interrupted by an ECW One Night Stand thing. Then a graphic showed that at ONS it will be Rey vs. Sabu for the World Heavyweight Championship. That was followed by a Sabu video.
And then...King Booker. William Regal, bless his heart came out and said "All Hail King Booker". Then King Booker came out (minus old music, insert royal music, minus King Mable remix) and was so in the role it was great. The whole entrance Regal was saying "All Hail King Booker".
Booker than sat on this throne and gave a little speech. Afterwards Regal continued with "All Hail King Booker" before Lashley came out to a great pop. He's gonna be huge.
6) Lashley d. Booker T with a running powerslam. Not very long match, even for the most part. Booker went for the side kick, Lashley caught him, put him up for the powerslam and hit it.
Lashley was getting up when Regal came from behind and attacked him. Booker was cheering when all of a sudden Lashley started to come back. Enter Finlay. The three beat Lashley down (a good one where Lashley kept trying to fight back) and then Booker demanded they put the throne in the ring. He sat on the throne and told Finlay and Regal to make Lashley bow to him (of course unconscious). He did. Then Booker told them to "make that sucka kiss my foot". He did.
Finally the music hits and Finlay and Regal leave. Booker is in the ring doing these kinda fruity twirls and Queen Sharmell is going "All Hail King Booker" non stop. Half way to the back, Regal comes BACK out and takes over. His mannerisms were classic. And Booker and Sharmell went through the curtain but Regal stayed and continued with the All Hail King Booker.