PROMO: CHRISTIAN CAGE - Cage promises to be the first to enter and leave King Of The Mountain with the belt. - Sting came out to save the "WWECW-level" segment. - Okay, that was harsh. I apologize. - The "Hiroshima/Nagasaki-level" segment. - Sting said he was in KOTM to stop Jarrett, not dethrone Cage. - He's got nothing left to prove. - Cage says Jarrett's win wouldn't destroy TNA, but his loss would because this is his time. - Holy quasi-heel turns, Batman! About in' time Christian grew a set.

VIDEO PACKAGE: JEFF JARRETT - Jarrett says if the new face of TNA management is who he thinks, he needs the belt to secure his job. PROMO: KEVIN NASH & ALEX SHELLEY - Shelley says he found a "Sabin clone" that didn't look like Sabin. - As a result, he'll wear a mask. - Nash sings a little. I think I'm in love. MATCH: THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH vs. THE NATURALS - Naturals use a lot of unique double-team moves. - Simon Diamond uses a chain to kayo Andy Douglas. - David Young gets the pin as The Naturals' losing streak continues. - The Nats chase Simon through the crowd to the Spanish Announce Table. - L.A.X., still protesting, attack because they crossed the "No Gringos Allowed" border. - Shane Douglas comes out and apparently means business. - Fine time to take a commercial break, don't you think? - Nacho Libre > See No Evil

- Back as Douglas (Shane, not Andy) is ing about The Naturals sucking. - He says Chris Candido, his good friend, took the Nats under his wing last year. - My cable cut out... >:( - Came back with Shane promising to take The Nats back to the top. - I have a feeling I'd really have enjoyed that. - Slick Johnson appeared at the broadcast booth and said the new face of TNA management wanted to see Larry Zbyszko right now. - TELL HIM, NOT US! VIDEO PACKAGE: SAMOA JOE vs. SCOTT STEINER - Steiner calls Joe a "half-breed" and promises to beat him like one. - Exactly how does one beat a half-breed? - Lots of intense comments thrown back and forth. Good stuff. - Whether or not the match delivers, the build's been choice.

PROMO: RON KILLINGS - He promises to become 3-time NWA Champion. MATCH: KEVIN NASH with Alex Shelley vs. MR. X - A masked midget comes out as Mr. X. - Obviously, The Zombie was unavailable. - Nash says he thinks it's really Sabin wearing lifts. - Sabin is shown watching backstage... to prove it's not, I guess. - Nash delivers a chokeslam from his knees, and still gets pretty good height on it. - Frog splash from the bottom rope by Nash gets a "That was awesome" chant. - Nash delivers the big boot while sitting in a chair, then throws up the X sign. - Jackknife powerbomb ends it. - Brilliant stuff. GLOBAL IMPACT: HARDCORE WAR - Highlights of the house show in the ECW Arena. - Team 3D and The James Gang had a "brawl in the bingo hall". - Okay... aren't house shows, by definition, NOT taped for TV? Wouldn't that make it a TV taping really? - And then there was this one time where Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon hugged Triple H and Diesel... even though they was heels!