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Umaga is on his way to the ring as Armando Alejandro Estrada leads him there.
Match 3: Umaga vs. Jobber
Umaga with two huge slaps and this jobber is just getting killed. Tree of woe! Umaga off the ropes and he nails a huge head butt. Jobber down in the corner and he lands a HUGE butt splash! THUMB OF DESTRUCTION!
WINNER: Umaga (1:06)
Umaga continues to beat the out of this dude.
Everybody listen..haha...to me! Hey...I say it before and I say it again - my name es Armando....Alejandrooooo...(crowd fills in Estrada).
Estrada drops the mic as he isn't happy about them saying his name. They head out. HAHA! Estrada is so ing over right now.
JR calls Umaga an "undefeated carnivore." Come on now, JR.
*Cena's music hits**
John Cena makes his way to the ring as the crowd has a huge ovation - cheers and boos!
*ECW music hits**
And representing ECW, Balls Mahoney. Paul Heyman is with him. Mahoney has a chair that says "Cena Must Pay."
Match 4: John Cena vs. Balls Mahoney
Balls and Cena pounding away on each other. Cena takes over. Balls off the ropes with a huge back elbow. Fisherman suplex by Cena. Cover gets 2. I think I hear a Cena Sucks chant. Cena pounding away on Balls as Chioda gets in the way and Balls takes advantage. Cena eats the turnbuckle. Balls with a huge headbutt. Balls with some left jabs - one after the other - Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls....woooooooooooooooah Balls! Balls with a huge kick to the head of Cena. Cover gets two. Cena up and fighting back now with some rights and lefts. Cena off the ropes and he lands two shoulder blocks. Missed clothesline by Balls and Cena lands a sit down powerbomb. You Can't See Me.....Five Knuckle Shuffle is countered as Balls has a chair. Drop toe hold - STFU! Game over.
WINNER: John Cena (2:28)
Heyman is in the ring on his knees as Cena looks over him. Sabu is here! HUGE chair throw and Cena is dead! Sabu rips off the announce table and takes out the tv monitors. Big tv monitor shot to Cena! Sabu in the ring, off the ropes.....Triple Jump Leg DROP! HOLY !! EC - ING W! Cena is dead! Well...I guess not - now he's standing up with blood dripping down his face.
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**Orton's music hits**
Randy Orton is here for a scheduled one-fall match.
His opponent tonight is Snitsky!
Match 5: Randy Orton vs. Snitsky
Orton with a thumb to the eye into an innovative backbreaker. Off the ropes he goes and drives a knee into Snitsky. Orton locks in a back headlock. Snitksy fighting back, but Orton comes off the ropes and gets clotheslined. And again from Snitsky. Off the ropes and Snitsky lands a side slam. Snitsky in a four point stance, and he lands a big shoulder block. Snitsky with a head of steam, but Orton land a back elbow. Pump handle slam countered by Orton - off the ropes, missed boot by Snitsky - RKO!