WINNER: Edge in 3:00.
STAR RATING: 1/2* -- Not much to it.
-Spirit Squad tried to talk the rest of the Raw locker room into helping them destroy DX's reunion before DX embarrasses them.
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-The lights in the arena went down and green spotlights shined down. The DX music then began. Ross said this was the original DX reunion. How many viewers out there were expecting X-Pac, Chyna, and the New Age Outlaws to show up, too? What kind of reunion includes only two out of six members? Hunter asked the crowd, "Are you ready?!" They cheered. Hunter then did Road Dogg's intro, "For the thousands in attendance and the millions at home, let's get ready to suck it!" Hunter put his arm over Michaels's shoulder. Michaels said, "There's more. Of course, if you're not down with that, we only got two words for ya'." The crowd shouted, "Suck it!" Hutner said DX is back, "bigger and badder than ever, the originals right here tonight."
Michaels said he is guilt-ridden and has to ask the Lord for forgiveness. He said at this very minute Vince and Shane are nervously biting their finger nails over Stephanie's labor pains. Hunter pointed at Shawn and said, "Liar!" Michaels said Steph is just fine. Michaels asked aloud, "Who do you think got her pregnant." Hunter said, "I don't know, but that guy's got to be a huge stud, hung down to here." Michaels interrupted and said he wanted to segue into a shameless PPV plug. When Michaels began to talk about facing Spirit Squad at Vengeance, the Spirit Squad music began. Out came five midgets dressed as Spirit Squad. Ross said, "Someone put Spirit Squad in the dryer." Hunter and Michaels easily shoved them aside. Michaels even superkicked one of them. Nash and Hunter and Michaels must have had a conference call a few weeks back when planning their segments over the past week.
Hunter said he's been thinking about cheerleaders lately. Michaels put on a blindfold. Out came a female Spirit Squad. Only four of them, though. The female Spirit Squad did a cheer, and then took off their tops revealing black bras with green "DX" spray painted on them. "You guys are the breast cheerleaders ever," said Hunter. Hunter told them to feel free to take off their tops. He said he had a cheer for them. Out walked the actual Spirit Squad along with about eight other Raw wrestlers. When Spirit Squad got to the ring, they discovered their back-up troops had abandoned them. Hunter and Michaels gave a Pedigree and Sweet Chin Music to two of them. The other three yanked them to ringside safety. Hunter said, "In case you girls have forgotten, we are Degeneration X and at Vengeance, you are going to get your asses handed to you DX style." The midget Spirit Squaders then turned around, bent over, and mooned them. They had "Suck It" spelled on their ass cheeks. Ross said DX would be a lot more serious on Sunday night.