WINNER – UMAGA
“And here is your winner, UMAGA!” Vince says. “Not much in the way of competition, I’ll tell you that. Hang on a second. You know there’s another stipulation these people can chose at Cyber Sunday.
It’s a First Blood match; it’s simple, where the winner is the first to draw blood. Let’s have another demonstration. Throw him in there and ring the bell.”
Umaga sets up Simmons in the corner and nails Simmons with a head butt. Umaga backs up and runs at Simmons again.
“Finish him off” Vince says.
Umaga grabs Simmons and nails him with the Samoan spike to the throat repeatedly then throws Simmons to the mat.
”And the winner of the First Blood Match, UMAGA!
This kid is hurt, get some medical attention down here” Vince calls as they roll Simmons out of the ring.
Vince looks at Simmons “Get him out of here. Get him out of here. That looks nasty. Hang on a second, hang on. There is yet a third option; these people can use a third option in the HHH/Umaga match.
That is a steel cage match. That’s easy, the winner is the man who escapes first. Hold it right there, stop it. Umaga, sic him” Vince said.
Umaga throws Simmons into the ring and the cage lowers. Vince shows the replay of what just happened to Simmons.
Throughout his replay of the events, Vince calls Simmons “Triple H”. They open the cage door and let Umaga in and Vince tells Umaga that’s HHH, get him.
Umaga gets in the cage and tosses Simmons around. Vince insists that’s not enough, that he wants more.
Umaga picks up Simmons and slams him head first into the steel cage. Vince eggs on Umaga and Umaga picks up Simmons and throws him full force into the steel cage.
Vince has them open the door and Umaga gets out.
“The winner of the match, UMAGA” Vince says, “And the winner of the match at Cyber Sunday against HHH, Umaga!!”
Vince and Umaga make their way up the ramp.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
10:13 – Back from commercial break with Coach on a bike chasing Hornswaggle on a tricycle by Ron Simmons who just watches it and says, “Damn!”
Jillian’s music hits and she makes her way to the ring and grabs Lillian’s mic.
“Before my match tonight, I just want to say, Lillian Garcia, your musical performance last week was pathetic. Seriously, everyone hated it. I don’t want to be the one to say this, but everyone can tell you were lip-syncing too. It was obvious.”