Event: WWE Monday Night RAW Airdate: Monday, October 29th, 2007 (USA Network) Location: The Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, Pa Results by 411Wrestling.com

Cue the Raw intro complete with plenty of new shots.

Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are with us at ringside from Philadelphia!

Tonight – 2 on 1 Handicap match: Triple H vs. Umaga and Randy Orton!

WWE Divas Halloween Battle Royal

Because last night wasn't enough, all the girls are out here in their costumes from last night. It's chicks from all brands; to recap – Maria, Mickie, Torrie Wilson, Victoria (JR: looks like one of my ex-girlfriends), Extreme Expose, Melina and Jillian Hall, singing Britney's new track "Gimme More." Way to bastardize a good song, bitch. Oh and there's Michelle McCool, too.

They all fight. It's hardly worth recapping. Layla has a cat whip and whips Maria. Damn. Belly flop by Sumo Victoria. Layla is gone first. Someone tied Maria's tail to the rope and she's stuck. Victoria hits a Bonzai drop on Brooke who gets knocked out. Jillian gets cracked with her babies and is tossed. Torrie tosses Maria. Michelle gets dumped and we're down to Torrie, Mickie, Melina, Victoria and Kelly Kelly. Melina and Mickie eliminate each other. Torrie sacks Victoria. Torrie and Kelly team up and get Victoria over the top. Kelly dumps Torrie and she's your winner. There were lots of ass and thongs shots in this one. 35 hot pics at eh link at the very bottom of this report.

Winner – Kelly Kelly

Beth Phoenix is out now. Kelly Kelly bails but gets thrown back in by Jillian and Melina. Beth beats on Kelly Kelly for a while. Double-arm chicken wing drop. Phoenix stands tall.

Promo – "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

"HBK" chants from Philly! Michaels wants to thank everyone who voted him into the WWE Championship match last night. Having said that, he has good news and bad news. Good news first – once again he knocked Randy Orton out cold with some Sweet Chin Music. The bad news is he does not have the WWE Championship. Orton got disqualified. Michaels won't brag about the size of his grapefruits. To him where it hurts, you have to have pinpoint accuracy, so Orton got himself intentionally DQed. But he won the match so he gets a rematch which he wants now.