We get the WWE intro video. We get a video package highlighting 15 years of Raw, featuring clips from the first episode and also past Raw themes remixed. This is awesome already. Fireworks and welcome to Monday Night Raw!

Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us to the show as usual.

Vince McMahon is here to kick off the show with Shane and Stephanie. Vince welcomes us to the show and it sounds like a good crowd for a change. Vince puts over the fifteen years of Raw, the longest running entertainment primetime show in history. Tonight will be a family reunion. Linda could not be here tonight due to some sort of intestinal problem. He puts over Shane as a former Hardcore and European champion. He puts over Stephanie as a former Women's Champion and Daddy's Little Girl. Vince calls for a photographer and Hornswoggle is here. He didn't clean himself up like Vince had told him to last week. Shane has to pull Horny off of Vince's leg as we get a "Hornswoggle" chant. Vince says they're all waiting for him to die. He says he loves Shane and Stephanie. He "kinda" loves Horny too. He also loves the fans. Just before they take the photo…

Triple H is here. Huge pop for The Game. Vince wants to know what he wants. Triple H says he's waiting for that pop to die down. Ha! This is supposed to be a family portrait with the entire family. He doesn't think it is a secret any longer and these people know the score. Triple H feels like he is a part of the family, almost like he could be Vince's son. "What's up, Steph?" This is supposed to be about people Vince loves, so Triple H wants to bring out people he's loved, so Triple H brings out…

Melina. This is great. There's a lot of these apparently. Representing the past Divas, the original Diva, Sunny is here. Wow! She looks great and Horny likes her. It gets better. Mae Young is here now! The look Steph is giving her dad right now is priceless. Mae gives it to Vince, sort of. Vince says it was at Moolah's funeral and he'd had a lot to drink. Wow, I can't believe they went there. Shane is disgusted and leaves. "There goes the money." Vince tells Steph he was thinking of her mom. Trips says anyone can do the pretty ones. The list he has goes on and on and on. Any WWE employee that has been mistaken for a woman and Mr. McMahon attempted to love, come out now. Howard Finkel, Big Fat Oil Guy, Bastian Booger, Pat Patterson, Abe Knuckleball Schwartz (the Brooklyn Brawler was busy tonight) and Gerald Brisco are out. Trips wants to take the picture. Stephanie says he has problems so Steph will embarrass him. Stephanie and Triple H make out! Wow! Oh my God! Steph! I love you! This was hot, she was French kissing him. We've got 9 photos of this at the link below. Triple H says "see you at home, oh, I mean you're bother's a gnome." Vince says he hates Triple H and we can all go to hell. Vince leaves. Triple H consoles Hornswoggle.