BACKSTAGE Triple H is trying to select a t-shirt. William Regal comes in. HHH says he has some sort of ulterior motive. Regal says they both survived the Survivor Series match. He adds in the extra bonus of the winner getting a title shot at the Royal Rumble. Regal wonders if HHH can beat someone he doesn't hate. HHH says he doesn't hate Jeff Hardy but he'd Pedigree his own grandmother to get a title shot.

ELSEWHERE Umaga walks. He's next.

Umaga v Chris Jericho

Did Lillian bill Jericho as 280lbs? Sure sounded like it but there's no way in hell he weighs anything close to that. The only logical thing I can think is she actually said 218lbs. Match is JIP as we start during the ad break. Apparently we missed a Jericho pescado but we get a replay of that along with a springboard dropkick. Jericho grounds Umaga and elbows at him, which is a cool strategy but Umaga just picks him up and throws him over the top rope. Clothesline and a running splash gets 2. Umaga pounds away and goes to the nervehold. Jericho does a nice drop toehold out of it. Umaga clocks him a thrust kick though and Jericho just crumples. That's awesome selling. MMA style. Like he'd been legitimately knocked out. Assalanche misses. Jericho heads up top quickly and hits a diving bulldog. Of sorts. Jericho starts ducking and unloading. Step kick. Bulldog. Lionsault to the back! That was cool. Nice impact. Umaga power kicks out. Umaga misses in the corner and hits the turnbuckle. CODEBREAKER~! Randy Orton promptly runs in for the DQ. RKO!

Winner: Chris Jericho via DQ

Carlito/The Coach v Hornswoggle

This is no DQ. Coach is rockin' the Raw t-shirt. Carlito is already mocking Hornswoggle's height before he gets out here. Hornswoggle seems unusually confident. He whispers something to Lillian Garcia. He's hired protection for this match apparently. Carlito is all "whatchu talkin' bout". HOLY CRAP! APA REUNION! JBL & Ron Simmons in the house! Bradshaw gives Coach a sloppy swinging neckbreaker. Hornswoggle is quite thrilled with this turn of events. Coach gets a tiny Irish kick to the face. CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Tadpole Splash assisted gets it done.

Winner: Hornswoggle via pinfall .

POST MATCH the crowd chants "APA". JBL says they don't discriminate. If you have money you can hire the APA. JBL keeps sweeping the mic away from Ron Simmons. He plugs Smackdown calling himself one half of the greatest commentary team in history. Ron has had enough and grabs the mic as JBL starts listing time zones. "Damn".