Event: WWE Monday Night RAW Airdate: Monday, March 26th, 2007 Location: The Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL Results by 411Mania.com

We're in Chicago, Illinois. Hosts are Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler. Smackdown is in Grand Rapids tomorrow.

PROMO TIME – The Coach

He says that Lashley v Vince McMahon has been changed. It's now a no disqualification match. Any interference will result in a fine/suspension. Before he's done talking out comes STONECOLD STEVE AUSTIN. He mugs for the crowd on all four corners as per usual. Coach looks uneasy. He has a little story for Coach. He says he was drinking beer on his ranch when a delivery truck pulled up and a lot of gifts were on it. They were from Donald Trump. He suggests that Trump is trying to buy Austin off and Coach interjects to say that's his style but Mr McMahon wouldn't do something like that. Austin cuts him off and says he told the delivery driver to take them back to New York but the driver told him they came from Stamford. Austin persuaded the driver to tell him they came from Vince. Austin thinks this is some sort of conspiracy. Coach starts off on the wrong track by telling Austin that no one thinks he's stupid. Austin stares a hole in him and tells him to shut up. Austin says it's grounds for a DQ and he should shave Vince's head right now. Coach says it was him, not Vince that did it, and he apologises saying he had a bad week. Austin says that he'll referee this match with extreme prejudice saying he'll hook Lashley's eye and stomp Umaga's guts if they don't follow his instructions. He warns Coach not to mess with him. Coach says that shaving your head isn't so bad, "bald is beautiful". Austin chuckles then hits the Stunner. Beers follow.

BACKSTAGE Austin heads on out of here but a limo blocks his truck exiting. It's VINCE MCMAHON. He apologises on behalf of his driver but Austin flips him off and drives away. Vince drags his limo driver out of the car and beats him up. "YOU'RE FIIIIIIIRED".

MELINA PEREZ/VICTORIA/JILLIAN HALL v ASHLEY MASSARO/TORRIE WILSON/CANDICE MICHELLE

Why doesn't Victoria have a surname? Fucking with my format. The title match at Wrestlemania has been made into a lumberjill match. Candice seems to have lost most of her attire. Melina slaps Ashley and bails. Torrie throws her back in as a pre-cursor to the lumberjill match. The Playmates pick off Victoria. Go Daddy! Melina kicks Candice in the back. Candice in the tree of woe for Melina to jump into her ribs. Melina slipped out and her bare nipple was clearly exposed on live TV. We had a forum member who was at RAW send us 2 pics of the exposed nipple and you can find them at the link below. Jllian in to go for a handstand legdrop but that misses. Candice tries for the tag but Jillian cuts her off. Jillian gets kicked off and Ashley gets the hot tag. Headscissor takeover on Torrie and a rana for Victoria. Torrie spears her. Ashley drags Melina in and wails away but Jillan drags her off. Jillian goes for the handspring elbow but Ashley blocks it and hits a victory roll at 3.22 for the win.