Winner: Umaga via pinfall. Tag team division? Wha?
SHILL The Condemned. I guess the WWE are pissed the movie doing all at the box office. Steve Austin calls it a "killer movie". It didn't really do any killing at the box office though. Meta Critic has it at 23%. That's really very bad. 17% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. Hey, I just don't like the idea of the WWE making films because they don't know what they're doing. It's the same way I don't like people who don't know wrestling doing wrestling.
BACKSTAGE Great Khali walks. His match with HBK is next.
SHILL ECW tomorrow. Vince is out to kill the spirit of ECW.
BACKSTAGE Edge gets in Mr Kennedy's face saying he's on his show. Edge says HE is Mr Money in the Bank. He says he defended that title shot. He calls Kennedy a coward and tries to provoke him into defending the MITB against him. Kennedy says he'll defend it and walk out of Wrestlemania 24 the new champion. Kennedy does his MIIISSSTEEEEEER KEEENNEDDDDDY gimmick RIGHT in Edge's face.
#1 Contenders match SHAWN MICHAELS v GREAT KHALI
Shawn has made a career killing giants so this is right up his alley. Can he even superkick Khali though? Shawn jumps ahead of the bell but gets thrown off. He ties Khali up on the ropes and wails away. Big boot breaks that up. Khali misses a legdrop and Shawn bails for a chair. Khali is still down so Shawn nails him with the chair. Khali is still moving so Shawn hits a low clothesline. Up Shawn goes. Savage Elbow. He warms up the band. He can't reach on the superkick though and Khali head chops him back down. "HBK" Penn State. Shawn takes the corner bump and a big clothesline. Khali hauls Shawn up looking for the chokebomb but Shawn rakes the eyes and hauls him over the ropes. He's got a choke on. Khali falls out of the ring. No count outs either it seems. Shawn hammers away but Khali just throws him back into the ring. Shawn with a baseball slide and Khali looks REALLY slow here. Shawn preps the announce table and tries for a DDT through the table but Khali just throws him off. Khali takes exception to Shawn trying for a table spot and chokebombs him through the announce table. Ref calls it at 6.00.
Winner: Great Khali via referee stoppage. Shawn was doing an excellent job of working around Khali's obvious inadequacies in the ring there. I don't see Cena doing the same job.
BACKSTAGE Todd Grisham has the WWE champ: John Cena. Grisham asks Cena how he feels, which gets Cena to name drop Charlie Brown's teacher, which is how Khali sounds. He says he'll face anyone anywhere. Orton picked the wrong guy to get his big comeback against. He says it doesn't matter who you are, if you want the WWE title you have to go through Cena. If you want some, come get some.