ELSEWHERE Cryme Tyme cuts a promo on Mother's Day. They have a Mother's Day sale. They're selling steaks and we cut to VISCERA who they've stolen it off. They're also selling prescription pills, which belong to EUGENE who goes completely insane and runs in a circle on the floor. They're also selling a hummer, which belongs to Ron Simmons. Cut to parking lot. "DAMN". "If you desire it, we'll acquire it". In comes a VERY fat Spiderman "Tubby Maguire". Shad calls himself Batman and beats Spidey up with a baseball bat. JTG steals his wallet.
HARDYS v WORLDS GREATEST TAG TEAM
JR loves Skittles. They're fruity, fruity, delicious, fruity. Cade & Murdoch join the commentary. They even refer to each other by their surnames. Haas picks off Matt's arm over the rope. Haas with a Northern Lights suplex onto the arm. Murdoch breaks out the "woodshed" reference. They're still playing babyface. Shelton tries a hammerlock slam but Matt counters out into an inverted DDT. Hot tag to Jeff. He cleans house and gourdbusters Shelton onto Haas. Low legdrop gets 2. Whisper in the Wind gets 2. Twist of Fate on Shelton. Jeff goes up but Haas cuts him off. Matt tags in blind with a back suplex. Swanton bomb and Matt pins for 3 at 3.42.
Winners: Hardys via pinfall. I hope WGTT get over to TNA and tear the house down over there.
POST MATCH Cade & Murdoch are after a handshake again. The Hardys accept this time and Cade & Murdoch applaud them and leave.
CLIPS We see Carlito turning on Flair.
BACKSTAGE Carlito is headed to the ring with Torrie Wilson walking two steps behind.
CLIPS We see Carlito turning on Flair.
BACKSTAGE Carlito is headed to the ring with Torrie Wilson walking two steps behind.
PROMO VIDEO - Kane. Snitsky. Isn't he on ECW?
PROMO TIME Carlito w/Torrie Wilson. He says that Flair embarrassed him a few months ago. Carlito says he let it slide because he's a 16 time world champion but Carlito says he didn't learn anything from Flair. Just embarrassed him time and time again and ruined Carlito's flawless record. Carlito thinks he should be WWE champion RIGHT NOW and blames Flair for it not happening. He calls out Flair right now. Lawler points out he's in Las Vegas doing a personal appearance. Carlito calls Flair gutless and dead weight. He says he's getting rid of all the garbage in his life. He turns on Torrie saying she always sided with Naitch and rants at her in Spanish. Torrie gets all upset and runs backstage. Carlito continues his Hispanic rant at the crowd before throwing the mic down.
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