SHILL The Condemned. Goddamnit. Playing the trailer twice on every WWE TV show is NOT going to make people watch the movie. In fact it's far more likely to make me not watch it because I've already seen half the film. And I watch a LOT of films.
MITB MR KENNEDY (c) v EDGE
Edge jumps Kennedy during his entrance. Edge chokes away with his shirt. The match hasn't started yet so the referee can't DQ him. Edge has the monitor and blasts Kennedy with it. The ref backs Edge up to check on Kennedy to see if he's fit to compete. Kennedy wants the bell rung but Edge spears him at 0.06 and wins the MITB.
Winner: Edge via pinfall.
POST MATCH Edge nails Kennedy with the briefcase as well. Twice.
JOHN CENA v RANDY ORTON
Cena gets a quick roll up and then another. Fisherman suplex gets 2. Cena misses a charge and gets ring post in the shoulder. Orton clubs away and does the Garvin Stomp. Measured kneedrop gets 2. Chinlock from Orton. Make that a long chinlock. Cena powers out and boots Orton in the guts. Flying shoulderblock. Clotheslines. Protobomb. Orton can't see him. Five Knuckle Shuffle. GREAT KHALI is out here. FU is lined up but Cena just stops because Khali has the title belt and he's walking off with it. Orton takes advantage but Cena trips him up into the STFU. Orton gets the ropes. Cena decides he wants his title belt back. Khali bashes him with it. Cena is knocked out on the ramp. Khali celebrates with the belt and this match isn't finishing&