BACKSTAGE Coach complains on the phone about the FBI guy interviewing everyone EVEN HIM. Coach is going insane with all the responsibility. For some reason IRON SHEIK turns up. He wants his own show. As in a talk show on Raw. Coach thinks it's interesting but I'm amazed he could understand what the hell he was saying. Shiek continues to rant and there's RON SIMMONS. You know the rest.
ELSEWHERE William Regal points out he just got drafted to Raw to Maria. They're joined by Santino Marella. Regal hates Italians so much he just walks off. Maria wants Santino to talk in Italian.
ELSEWHERE Todd Grisham interviews Vince's limo driver from last week. Thomas Pagliaro is his name. He left the limo to talk to his wife on the phone. By the time he returned it exploded. "If I'd have been anywhere near the limo…I'd have been blown up too". Way to state the bleedin' obvious Tommy. He carries on talking and Todd doesn't have the common sense to take the mic away.
ELSEWHERE Mick Foley walks. We then get the clips of Ed Kaufman again from the top of the show.
MICK FOLEY v UMAGA
Foley is wrestling his first singles match on Raw since 2000. JR deliberately makes his Skittles plug more solemn than usual. Where's Estrada gone? He was the best thing about Umaga. Foley knows he's out of his depth here and high knees Umaga before he's in the ring. Umaga goes on the defensive and rakes the eyes. Foley hammers away in the corner. BANG BANG! But Foley runs into a clothesline. Umaga hammers away. No bell to start the match yet. Umaga jumps off the apron but Foley punches him in the ribs. Foley grabs a chair and bashes Umaga in the head. He goes to follow up but Umaga superkicks the chair into his face. BUTTALANCHE INTO THE RING STEPS~! Crowd suddenly gets hushed for all of 30 seconds or so before starting to boo Umaga. No bell to either start or end the match but it ran about 2.30.
Winner: no decision .
BACKSTAGE Daniel Beck is chatting to John Cena out of earshot.
OUTSIDE a limo arrives. No one gets out.
BACKSTAGE Daniel Beck tries to get a word with Mick Foley but he's suffering from a concussion. Probably.
PROMO TIME – Mr Kennedy
MIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDY is in the house. KENNEDY. Crowd bites on it. He says he's sick to his stomach. He's upset about losing his beloved chairman Mr McMahon. He's also upset because he got drafted to Raw. He says he didn't get along with the Smackdown audience. But he really, really, really, really, really doesn't like the Raw audience at all. They have no respect for talent. He says Mr McMahon was a genius but got no respect from the Raw crowd. Which is the point where the crowd turns on him. Kennedy says he's the greatest thing to ever grace the WWE let alone Monday Night Raw. He goes on to talk about how he was friends with Mr McMahon. He told Kennedy that "good things happen to good people, great things happen to people who work really hard". He says he'll dedicate his career to the legacy of Vincent KENNEDY McMahon. KENNEDY.