WINNER: Miz in 4:00. Dreamer in the role he was born for when he signed up as an ECW Original: losing to The Miz. (*)

Matt Striker cut a promo about Big Daddy V. Striker said something will happen next week that's never happened before. V said he's going to make Boogeyman ask who his daddy is next week. And Boogeyman is going to say Big Daddy V. I'm pretty sure the Vince's kid storyline fulfilled the quota of daddy storylines for the year.

[Commercial Break]

Backstage, Kelly was walking alone. Suddenly, there was a whisper from behind a wall. Balls Mahoney popped out and said he thinks Kelly is really special, so he got her a present. He pulled out a giant teddy bear and gave it to Kelly, who nearly went for a kiss, but stopped short. She sighed and said she had to leave. Balls smiled after Kelly left.

Matt Striker came to the ring for his match with V. Nunzio came to the ring sporting a beard and he's working babyface tonight.

2 -- MATT STRIKER (w/Big Daddy V) vs. NUNZIO

Nunzio missed with a corner splash in the opening seconds before Striker rolled him up from behind for the win. And for dessert, V entered the ring after the match and press slammed Nunzio face-first into the corner turnbuckle. He followed with hard slap to the chest before catching Nunzio with a Black Hole Slam. V followed with a big elbow smash off the ropes. Boogeyman's music then hit and he showed up on the video screen. Boogeyman said V will take a fall next week like Humpty Dumpty. He's coming to get V next week. V screamed in frustration that he couldn't destroy Boogeyman this week.

WINNER: Striker in 1:00. A match occurred. Post-match was the story to set up the singles match the world is waiting for. (n/a)

[Q3]

[Commercial Break]

They recapped the McMahon illegitimate son revelation from Raw last night. More fun with Hunter and Hornswoggle.

Balls Mahoney came to the ring and they cut to a backstage shot of Kelly Kelly watching the monitor with her teddy bear in hand. Mike Knox then came to the ring for his return looking about 30 pounds larger than when he was on TV last year. Not even muscle, but more like 30 pounds of chunk. Joey quickly acknowledged Knox's history with Kelly.