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Well, the biggest mystery of the summer has finally been revealed. I am Mr. McMahon’s son. I always had a feeling that it was me. Now that it’s been confirmed I could not be happier! This means that I am now part of a billion dollar family.

I’ve only had a few days to let the fact that I am now Hornswoggle McMahon sink in, but I already thought about a few things that I could do with my portion of the billions. First off, I think I might move out of my current residence under the ring. As the son of a billionaire, I think that I will look for something a little bigger and more prestigious. I am thinking of maybe buying a new house under a house or even a house under an arena. That would be nice. I still haven’t worked out all the details yet, but I am hoping that I have access to Dad’s private jet and all the other amenities that come with being the son of a billionaire.