Winners: The Miz and John Morrison @ 12:00 via pin

Santino comes to the ring dresses as Piper Goldust and Honky all wrapped into one with Beth at his side. Seriously. Santino says choosing his opponent for Cyber Sunday looks difficult, but he will make it easy for us. They are all washed up. First of all Rodney the Piper, the Hot Rod isn't a hot bod. Piper's Pit should be Piper's Ponch. It looks like Piper has been out of gum for a while, two words, SUGAR FREE. And then there is Golden Dust, he shattered the American Dream Joe the Plumber's Dream. His career has flamed out. "Oh no you didn't! Oh yes I did." And then there is the Honky Donkey Man. He has pork chop side burns, eats pork chops and combs his hair with pork chops grease. He made a career out of impersonating the king, and not Jerry Stupid Lawler. Stupid. The King Elvis, who dies on the toilet while pinching off the career of the Honky Donkey Man.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan then makes his way to the ring. Speaking of washed up, Duggan looks like he needs a bath, hot meal and a bus ticket to somewhere. Duggan says Santino is about to run out of minutes for his 15-minutes of fame. He then calls Santino confused, and while he has seen a lot of flashes in the pan he doesn't appreciate Santino disrespecting his generation. Has he been hanging with Sting? Santino says Hacksaw is sad because he doesn't have a HONK-A-METER! Santino is at 10 weeks, and then says Duggan was never the IC Champion and only won a gold medal in the goodwill games. Duggan says to stand up when he talks, and then says if it wasn't for his boyfriend, Santino wouldn't even be IC Champion. He calls Beth tough guy, and then Santino gets ready for battle. He hands Beth all of his shit, and then says he should give the clothes to Hacksaw before he robs them. EL KABONG goes the guitar on good old Hacksaw. Santino busted his mouth open somehow in there (guitar shrapnel), and then says we will never forget the name of the greatest champion of the Earth, Santino Marella.

-We get a video of some recent international WWE events.

Non-Title Match: Cryme Tyme (JTG and Shad) vs. Simply Priceless (Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase) ©

Rhodes, Dibiase and Manu jump Cryme Tyme and beat their asses. Corner splash by Manu on Shad and the beat down continues. That's a no contest, Roger, over and out.

No Contest

-Dibiase gets the titles and the Second-Generation stars celebrate their success.

-Cole and King hype WrestleMania 25, and then Cyber Sunday.
Here is the current card for the WWE Cyber Sunday PPV: