Hardy dropped Hunter face first out of a suplex and tried for the Swanton but missed. Kozlov came to ringside and climbed on the apron. Triple H knocked him down. Hardy charged at Hunter but he ducked and Hardy hit a flip onto Kozlov. Hardy climbed back on the apron and Hunter went to suplex him back in but Hardy reversed into a rollup for the win.

Post match, the entertainers (got the memo Vince) shook hands but Kozlov clotheslined both men. He beat down Hunter. Then he beat down Hardy. And then he beat down Hunter some more…The announce team hyped the last rites of the Big Show for later…[C]

Back from commercial, The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel were shown walking backstage. A security guard told them they could not pass. TBK knocked the cup from the security guards hand and gave him a raspberry. Zeke flinched at the guard who jumped back. Primo and Carlito made their way to the ring. TBK and Zeke were next. The Hurrapop said, “I’m not one to criticize dancing, but does Koko B. Ware know you’re doing the bird? I’m just saying.”

[Q6]4. The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson defeated Primo and Carlito at 3:42. Primo and TBK started. Primo tagged in Carlito who got the best on TBK. He scampered back to Zeke who tagged in and took control. Once back in control, Zeke tagged out and TBK worked on Carlito who got a hot tag. Primo cleaned house and went for a cover but Zeke nearly kicked his head off. Carlito came in and Zeke gorilla pressed him over the ropes. Zeke drug TBK to their corner. He climbed out and then tagged in. He hit his finisher on Primo for the win…The team hyped the last rites again…[C]

Another Kizarny vidzarny airedzary. Canzarny wezarny getzarny onwithitzarny? Pleasezarny…A video package recapped the Big Show/Undertaker feud since Cyber Sunday…The announce team recapped all of the Survivor Series matches…

Jeff Hardy was shown backstage tripping balls. He went off on Kozlov and Triple H and then said, and I’m not making this up, “We love, we hate. We die, forever late. In this enigma’s way.”…[C]

[Q7]Back from commercial and MVP made his way to the ring for a match against a local jobber. Looks like MVP gets to keep his signing bonus…

5. James Mason defeated MVP at 1:14. JR pointed out that this was MVP’s last match before Survivor Series and he had to win or return his signing bonus. MVP beat on Mason for 0:45 and then Khali came to ringside. MVP mouthed off to Khali and Mason rolled him up for the win. Post match, MVP took a shot at Khali. He clubbed MVP, knocking him out. The Hurrapop said, “MVP, seriously, I’m running out of things to say. I’m just saying.”…[C]