WINNERS: Storm & Roode in 4:00. Basic TNA tag match. And, at the end of the day, the wrestling doesn't matter since the important post-match storyline is between the two people who weren't even in the match. (1/2*)

Backstage: Crystal tried to get a word with Booker T, who just arrived at the building. She wanted to know about Sharmell's status, but Booker blew her off and kept walking.

[Commercial Break]

In ring: Jeremy Borash stood on some red carpet while So Cal Val stood to his left. Borash then introduced Jay Lethal as the X Division wrestler of the year. West told us to think about the year Lethal had in 2007. Um...drawing a blank here. Help out, Don. He could only give some vague references to a few title reigns. Lethal eventually hit the ring and Val blushed before handing him a trophy. She gave him a peck on the cheek, then Lethal took the mic.

Lethal then dropped the Randy Savage shades and bandana, which Val seemed confused by. Lethal then talked in his normal voice about putting his body on the line every week. He said he tries to entertain people, but as of late, he has lost his smile after the physical and mental abuse by Team 3D. Lethal said that for the first time, he's mad as heel and he doesn't plan on taking it anymore. He said he plans to start tonight by giving Johnny Devine the ass-beating that Team 3D deserves. Lethal said he's doing it for himself and for all these people. Lethal grabbed his Savage gear before parading the trophy around the ring. Val smiled and clapped for Lethal, who left the ring with a serious look on his face.

Backstage: Crystal tried to get a word with Black Reign in his workshop. He addressed Kaz that he wants Misty back. Suddenly, Samoa Joe stormed in and threw Rhodes down on the ground. Kaz then walked in and grabbed Reign's weapon and wig.

[Commercial Break]

Video: They showed clips of Shark Boy's time on his deathbed last week after weeks of taking beating after beating. They showed Shark Boy coming to his senses and cutting a Steve Austin promo at the end of ordeal.

Impact zone: Elix Skipper came out for a match. Shark Boy then came out to a horrendous remix of Steve Austin's glass-break entrance music. Again, TNA trying to be relevant by not-so-subtly referencing WWE. Shark Boy came out with the Austin strut, no bandages, and an Austin black vest.

2 -- SHARK BOY vs. ELIX SKIPPER

Shark Boy jumped Skipper before the bell and beat him down. He nailed a Thesz Press ala Austin, then Skipper kicked him in the back. Skipper with a side slam for a nearfall. Shark Boy came back with a kick to the gut and a Stunner for the win.