Thanks to Bryan Randles for the following ECW report this week:

-They start the show this week with the opening credits and Joey Styles welcoming us to ECW.

-Soon after the music of CM Punk blares across the arena and he comes out dressed to talk.

-CM Punk says he doesn’t know if you saw what happened last week with Chavo’s championship celebration. He says don’t be confused about him being straight edge, because he does enjoy a good party. He then cues the footage of last week when Punk dressed as a mariachi guy, smashed a guitar over Chavo’s head.

-After the footage back in the ring Punk is laughing. He says that if Chavo didn’t get it that was he saying he wants his title back. He says he has a rematch clause in his contract and he wants that match tonight.

-Chavo’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring.

-Chavo says Punk ruined his fiesta dressed like a crazy mariachi guy. Punk says people always ask him what CM stands for and that’s good, crazy mariachi. Chavo said Punk disgraced his heritage and he doesn’t deserve a rematch. Chavo said it won’t happen tonight, but he can get it at No Way Out. Chavo says he didn’t like being embarrassed, so tonight he’s going to embarrass Punk. Chavo says his good friend Armando Estrada will make the announcement.

-Outside of the arena is Estrada who says Punk will face Chavo in a “Gulf of Mexico” match. He says it will be no rules and you win by throwing your opponent into the cesspool known as the Gulf of Mexico.

-Chavo says at No Way Out he’ll have Punk drowning in his own tears, but for tonight he’ll have him just plain drowning.

-They stare each other down and Joey calls this kind of match a first. They head to break.

-Out come Lena, Layla, and Victoria while Joey recaps the ongoing diva saga on ECW.

-Their opponents are out next and they’re Kelly Kelly and Michelle McCool.

LAYLA & VICTORIA VS. KELLY KELLY & McCOOL.

-Kelly and Layla start it off with some chain wrestling and a handspring elbow from Kelly. She tags in McCool who goes to work on Layla in the corner. She hits a snap mare and Layla retreats to tag in Victoria. McCool gets her trapped in the corner then a victory roll for a 2 count.

-Victoria comes back and hangs Michelle over her shoulder by the hair, but McCool hits a round kick to Victoria. She tags in Kelly who hits a tilt-a-whirl headscissors, but Layla trips her up from the outside. She hits the widow’s peak and it’s over.