Winner: The Undertaker via casket closing . ½*. Handy how they used Taker's new weapon of choice to finish the match but the rest of it was dull.

SHILL – Snow (Hey Oh) from Stadium Arcadium by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the Wrestlemania theme song.

BACKSTAGE Floyd Mayweather hangs out with his entourage. We get an assortment of boxers (including Rocky Balboa star Antonio Tarver) and boxing punters putting over Big Show is being hard to beat because of the size difference. We get that bump from Brandon Hill last week again. Harsh bump for a jobber. Could have easily broken a hip.

ELSEWHERE Triple H says he lives to be WWE champion. He points out last year should have been Cena-HHH II but he was injured and when he came back Cena was injured so he won the 11th title. Lost it to Orton and never had a shot back at either guy. He's had a hole burning in him for 2 years because the WWE title is his life and he wants his life back.

Mr Kennedy v Finlay

Kennedy wants the mic but Finlay isn't in the mood to wait around for that. JBL interrupts on the Titantron however to confirm Finlay accepted a match at Mania. And it'll be a Belfast Brawl. JBL says he'll put Finlay in hospital next to his "mutant son". Finlay looks as if he's contemplating something and it's BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KENNEDY WITH A SHILLELAGH! That'd be a DQ then!

Winner: Mr Kennedy via DQ . No match. Finlay continues the assault and specifically thwacks the weapon off Kennedy's ribs. This is what we call a "message". The "look at what I can do under no DQ rules" message. After beating the piss out of him for a couple of minutes he nails Kennedy in the head with it and walks off leaving Kennedy unconscious.

Intercontinental title – Jeff Hardy (c) v Chris Jericho

See folks, there IS an IC title. This match came about because Hardy laid Jericho out on his own talk show last week. Intense lock up and Jericho slaps Hardy. They catfight into the ropes then start catfighting on the mat. Jeff does his double legdrop to the midsection for 2. Jericho repays him by clotheslining him out of the ring and we go to commercial. We return with Jericho in control still until he misses and charge and hits the post. Jeff tries the Railrunner but Jericho moves and Hardy hits the announce table HARD. Crowd just dies because they think he's seriously hurt. Replay shows he bumped it fine. Now that's good stuff. Jericho tries to hang on to a backbreaker but Hardy has more Edge these days and goes to the eyes to break it. Hardy with a desperation flying neckbreaker. Hardy ducks the bulldog into the Whisper in the Wind for 2. They counter standing and Jericho gets a Northern Lights for 2. Hardy bridges out at the second time of asking into a roll up for 2. Jeff tries his corner dropkick but Jericho bails out of the ring to avoid it. Great recognition stuff here. Jericho with a high crossbody but Hardy rolls through it for 2. Jericho blocks the Twist of Fate and hits the Lionsault…for 2. Countering. Tasty. Crowd is pro-Y2J. He sweeps Hardy's legs looking for the Walls of Jericho but Hardy counters that into a roll up…for 2. Hardy ducks an Enzuigiri and hits the Twist of Fate. He wants the rope finish but it backfires because Jericho MOVES and the Swanton gets nothing. CODEBREAKER! NEW CHAMPION!