Winner: William Regal via submission. **. I want a re-match. A long, long re-match where stiff striking is not only legal but mandatory.

The Presidential Candidates speak: #3

John McCain. He says the Mac has come back to South Carolina. He refers to himself "the man". Says it'll be "Game Over". He says they need to stay in Iraq and send the Undertaker over to find Osama bin Laden. He says wrestling is about celebrating freedom. He say you don't need a ticket to the cage match in November. Vote and you'll pick the winner for free.

BACKSTAGE John Cena says it's human nature to talk. He says he's listened to JBL but if he keeps talking he'll knock his teeth down his throat. He says H's believes Backlash is his time. He says Orton's grip is so tight it doesn't matter who gets in his way. Cena says he's sending a message to the other three. He says the match is anyone's ball game but they will have to go through Cena to get the title and he'll make them earn it. He's "locked, loaded and ready to bring down the thunder".

"BARACK OBAMA" v "HILLARY CLINTON"

Mrs Clinton comes out to Hogan's music. The "Bill Clinton" isn't bad. Hillary is way off. Bill has trouble getting into the ring and falls over. Crowd sort of boo her in disinterested fashion. Bill goofs around too much doing the Hulkamania posing so gets scoulded by Hill-Rod. Crowd chants "Monica". Haha. More Hulkamania posing. Obama comes out to The Rock's music. He has the temerity to shake hands on his way out here but people are happy to even see an Obama impersonator with massive ears. Lowest common denominator. He does a great Rock impression on the turnbuckle. "Finally Barack has come back to South Carolina". BOO! This crowd is NOT happy. Bill is really good. Barack cuts him off with "it doesn't matter what you think". Lawler thinks this is hilarious. "Barack" delivers the "if you smell what Barack is cookin" with intensity. "Don't touch her, she doesn't even let me touch her. She hasn't had a man touch her in so many years it's not funny" – Bill makes the funnies when Hillary gets checked by the ref for foreign objects. Hillary slams Barack and legdrops him. Barack stalks her. Rock Bottom. Hey, that looked pretty good. He goes for the People's Elbow but Bill trips him. "I did not have illegal contact with that candidate" – Bill. He's owning this segment. Hire him. He's way better than the Clinton impersonator they had back when he was in power. This has gone about 3 minutes too long…UMAGA IS OUT HERE! Ref decides to bail and call this one a draw. Barack gets spiked. Bill introduces himself. "This is my wife Hillary". Umaga freaks Bill out who runs for the hills. He made that segment. Samoan Drop for Hillary. At least we know Umaga's political viewpoint…he's a Republican.