Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, May 12th, 2008 (USA Network)
Location: The Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, MI
Results by 411Mania.com

Raw starts now!

We get highlights of Triple H and Kennedy vs. ECW from last week, with Randy Orton hitting the RKO after the match.

We're live and the lights are out. Lights on and William Regal is in the ring. Lillian Garcia is there and sings "God Save The Queen!" Ha, I love it! Regal disapproves of the fans' disrespect. He's General Manager and King and could have them thrown out if he wants. He's not bluffing. He picks on a random couple and has them thrown out. Mickie James is here and says it's her brother and his girlfriend. "Regal sucks!" – Joe Lewis arena. Regal threatens to throw Mickie out too. She pleads her case and he threatens to strip her… of her championship.

John Cena is in the house! He sends Mickie to the back and gets a mic. He's back and is usually ready to raise some hell but he wants to talk to Regal man-to-man. He understands. He knows what it's like to give your soul to these people and have them tell you "you suck". Regal points out Vince endorsed him but Cena points out Vince is insane and has "a bunch of sexual fantasies you can't even find on the internet." Cena reads out complaints from fans. "This is WCW Thunder bad." "I'm going to start a chant in every arena in the country saying "Fire Regal clap clap clap, fire Regal clap clap clap."" Glorious.

Regal says he won't turn out the lights tonight. He knows Cena wants revenge on Randy Orton, so the main event is Orton vs. Cena. Regal says if anyone gets involved in the match (like JBL) they will be suspended. Regal hopes he's earned some respect.

Cena stops him leaving and says he's not done. Cena points out we're in the USA tonight. Cena says even God cannot save Regal if he keeps messing up. We're in the Motor City and you got realize where we're at. Cena has Lillian sing "Respect" by Aretha Franklyn.

Rody The Piper is here! He takes a seat at ringside.

World Tag Team Championship: Rhodes and Holly vs. Carlito and Santino

Holly and Marella start up. Knock down by Holly, followed up by the best dropkick in the business and a kick to the gut. He tries for an Alabama Slam but Carlito sneaks in and hit a swinging neckbreaker for 2. Carlito connects with loose right hands before tagging out. Shoulder thrusts by Santino. Holly comes back with a clothesline but Carlito tags in and gets taken out with a side suplex. Rhodes and Marella in and Cody hits a springboard reverse crossbody. Cody hits a snap powerslam for a near fall. A takedown gets 2 but Santino comes back. He goes up top but is distracted by Piper. Rhodes surprised Santino with a DDT and it's over.