Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, May 19th, 2008 (USA Network)
Location: The Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Mo.
Results by 411Mania.com

Jeff Hardy v UMAGA

These two have a history. Mainly involving the IC title although Hardy beat Umaga just one week ago on Raw. For those interested I'm rooting for Umaga here. He opens up on Jeff early with strikes but Jeff comes back with a low dropkick for 1. Odd how he slapped his hands about 3 seconds before hitting the move. He runs into a Samoan Drop (he IS Samoan, everything is ok). Nerve hold. Umaga ties Jeff in the tree of woe for his running headbutt. He misses off the ropes allowing Hardy to recover. Umaga avoids the Twist of Fate and sidesteps the Whisper in the Wind, which he got into really quickly. ASSALANCHE is avoided. Jeff fires up with punches and gets his corner dropkick. Umaga catches Jeff but gets mule kicked out of the ring and Jeff follows with a slingshot plancha. Jeff starts dodging stuff but RAIL RUNS INTO THE WIND UP URINAGE ON THE FLOOR! YUS! The ref counts both guys out though and we're over.

Winner: double count out. **1/2. Well that was a lot of fun with a crazy spot to finish. I love it when Umaga just grabs these lighter guys and throws them around like garbage.

BACKSTAGE Chris Jericho & Dave Batista have a chat. Dave says he'd better not get in his way because he has issues with Shawn Michaels. He says Jericho got beaten up last night and is in no fit state to compete. Jericho retorts by saying he'd rather take out his frustrations on Dave.

PROMO TIME – King William the Regal. He shills the One Night Stand PPV in 2 weeks consisting entirely of hardcore matches. He books Hardy v Umaga in a falls count anywhere match for that show. He introduces JBL & Randy Orton. He books them against HHH & John Cena in a tag match tonight. If they win they get to pick their matches for One Night Stand. But if Cena & HHH's win they face each other in a match of Regal's choosing. Out comes MR KENNEDY to interject. Regal reminds him that interupting him has severe consequences. Kennedy has a question; he wants a match against Regal tonight. Regal says Kennedy isn't his equal. He's a commoner. The next person to interupt Regal will get fired on the spot. Cue Vince McMahon. Kennedy points out Regal now has to fire Mr McMahon. Vince tells him to shut up. Vince says they've received a lot of viewer complaints and how that's effecting the lack of money. His money. Vince has the highest rated show on cable but the ratings drop when Regal is on the air. Vince thinks the audience wants Regal gone but Regal wants Kennedy gone. So tonight they're wrestling each other and the loser is GONE. As in FIIIIIIRED.