Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 29th, 2008 (USA Network)
Location: The Target Center in Minneapolis, Minn.
Results by 411Mania.com

The RAW video hits and the pyro explodes inside the arena. Cole welcomes us. They plug the main event - HBK & ? vs. Cade & Y2J.

-Batista makes his way to the ring.

-Santino and Beth make their way out to the ramp and Santino says that they finally meet. But before they battle, there is something Batista should see. HONK A METER~! Only 58-weeks to go until he ties the Honky Tonky Man. He also has extra visual aids. He has a BRAIN BAROMETER! The average brain has 6-trillion brain cells. Santino has 10-trillion, which he says is twice as many. Batista only has 12, and Santino will knock out 10 of them right now. He will leave Batista in worse shape than the US Economy. Damn.

Batista vs. Santino Marella

Batista kills Santino with a clothesline, tosses him to the corner, shoulder rams and then a spinebuster. Thumbs down, Batista bomb and that's all.

Winner: Batista @ 1:00 via pin

-Batista and Beth stare down after the match, she wants him. JBL then sneak attacks Batista and takes his head off with the clothesline from hell. Yeah, Batista isn't getting up.

-Todd is with HBK and he asks HBK about Cade and last week. HBK says he knew Cade was good when he trained him, but he never thought he would show the world at his own expense. As for Chris Jericho, he has 6-days to remain the champion because HBK will climb the ladder at No Mercy and become the World Champion. As far as his mystery partner, Batista has his hands full and they don't exactly get along. HBK teases Hogan and Austin as his partner, and then Bret Hart. He admits to going too far right there, and he has decided to find a partner that actually likes him.

Commercial Break....

The Miz w/John Morrison vs. JTG w/Shad

A lock up, go behind and elbows by Miz. To the corner, a corner whip and JTG to the apron, slingshots in and then connects with a shoulder block and a dropkick to Miz. JTG covers for 2. Front facelock into the side headlock, off the ropes and Miz gets the Stun Gun. Rights to JTG in the corner, Miz then gets the corner clothesline and covers for 2. Miz works the cravat and makes it hard for me to hate him. JTG battles out with rights, and then gets a roll up for 2. Miz gets control back with a clothesline, back to the cravat but JTG rolls out and delivers rights to Miz. Leap frog leg drop by JTG, that was nice. To the 2nd rope and gets the leg lariat for 2. Miz with a shot to the throat, but JTG back with a clothesline. Shad takes out Morrison, JTG gets distracted and Miz gets the Reality Check for the win.