Chavo Guerrero vs. Batista
Chavo says he's been officially drafted to Raw, and he wants to thank his Aunt Vickie. Chavo says he's gonna prove to Vickie that not only can he push her wheelchair around, but he can push around anyone on the Raw roster. Big fucking mistake Chavo. That brings out Batista for what I'm sure will be a highly competitive encounter. Chavo attempts his new finisher, the running fail, which Batista counters into a Batista Bomb to finish at :18. Chavo gets back on the mic and tells Vickie he'll never let it happen again because he wasn't ready. Batista comes back to the ring, and Batista Bombs him again.
Winner: Batista (Pinfall-Batista Bomb DUD)

-Shane congratulates Batista in the back on his big win, and then talks to him about last week. Batista says everything was kind of crazy last week. Shane laughingly says he didn't appreciate him drilling him in the corner, and Batista answers that he didn't appreciate getting double legged out of the ring. They agree that everything is cool this Sunday though. Someone be turnin.

Kane vs. CM Punk
Both of these guys were drafted to Smackdown last week, but this is hyped as their final appearance on Raw. Punk attacks with a barrage of kicks, but then springboards inside into an uppercut which gets two for Kane. Snap mare from Kane sets up a dropkick for another two count. Kane grabs a side headlock, and Punk quickly elbows out. Punk hits the ropes but runs into a sideslam. Kane goes for the chokeslam, but gets hit with a barrage of kicks and then the high knee in the corner. Punk goes for the bulldog, but gets pushed into the corner sliding to the apron. He springboards inside with a forearm to Kane and that gets a one count. Punk goes for the GTS, but Kane blocks it and delivers a big boot. Kane again calls for the chokeslam, but Punk counters into a DDT which finishes at 2:12. That looked…odd.
Winner: CM Punk (Pinfall-DDT *)

-Santino Marella is out, and he says last week he lost to The Great Khali, and now his sister has to go kiss The Great Khali. He says he and his sister are not happy about this, but they are Marellas so they will keep their word. So he's going to bring out his twin sister right now to apologize to her. He goes on to say some people have the nerve to say he and Santina are the same person, but he is going to prove those people wrong. He calls out Santina, but she is of course on the titantron. She says its impossible to kiss the Great Khali, because she has developed a blister on her lip. He asks her where she is and she says she's in the greatest country in the World, Italy. Then we get the worst piped in boos you'll ever hear. It sounded worse than a 70's sitcom laugh track. She says she needed to see her doctor to get blister cream. He says there is no way she can go to Smackdown and kiss Khali, and its too bad because she wanted to grab him by his muscular shoulders. Then the tape speeds up exposing that she isn't live, but Santino hilariously covers saying his sister "loves the red bulls, she so hyper." Santino says too bad she won't be able to see Khali since he's on Smackdown and she's on Raw. She agrees it's too bad, so Santino pulls out a poem to make her feel better. He calls it ode to Marella Family Beauty. Santino reads through the poem, but gets interrupted by Beth and Rosa. Beth says she's so sorry to hear about his sister's blister. Beth says she set aside time with Vickie for Santina to kiss Khali at Backlash. Santina then thanks Santino for the poem, again exposing the tape. Santino tells Beth she can see that she is filled with the jealousy, and she had better hope she wins the women's title tonight, because she'll never be Miss Wrestlemania.