-Orton and Rhodes are in the back, and Rhodes tells him that if it was Batista they need to take it to him before he gets to another one of them. Orton says he's right, and Batista knows they're on to him and he's not going to surprise anyone. Orton tells Rhodes its time he proved himself. He sends him to find Batista and take him out. I'm sure that will work. Good plan Randy.

Chavo and Vickie are bragging in their office about their exhibition match. Santina stops by and asks if they wanted to see her. Vickie wants to know if its true that she called her swine like last week. She says it wasn't her, because she wasn't here last week. They're thinking of her twin brother Santino. Chavo tells her to give it up because they all know she's Santino, and he tries to prove it by taking her wig off. He slaps him and tells him she's not that kind of girl. Vickie brings in Rosa and Beth, and asks Rosa to give Santina a good luck kiss before her big match with Santina to see if she's who she says he is. Of course she can't control herself and makes out with Rosa. Chavo says he knew he couldn't resist, and wants her to go ahead and admit it. She says she'll admit it, she is a, how do you say, a lesbiano. Its just that she doesn't prefer the company of pigs as she looks at Vickie. He makes a few pig noises at Vickie, and then leaves giving Rosa a smack on the ass on the way out. Absolutely hilarious.

-Speaking of hilarious we go to Cody heading through the back with a lead pipe in hand searching for Batista. He hears noises coming from a closet, but opens it to find not Batista, but Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle runs away in fear, but Batista attacks Cody from behind and throws him into the closet. This show is quickly approaching the "so bad its good" territory.

-Cole states that its becoming obvious that Batista was behind the attack on Dibiase earlier tonight because of what we just saw. As if Dibiase clearly saying "Batista" wasn't quite good enough to give it away.

Beth Phoenix (w. Rosa Mendes) vs. Santina Marella
Big Santina chant from the crowd to start. "She" is literally getting by far the biggest reaction of the night. Beth delivers a few shoudlerblocks in the corner, and then clotheslines Santina over the top to the floor. Beth goes out after her, and PRESS SLAMS SANTINA INTO THE RING. Unreal! Back inside Beth gets an abdominal stretch, but Santina quickly hiptosses out. She misses a clothesline on Beth, and gets put in a full nelson hilarious screaming in high pitched tones the entire time. Santina tries to power out, but has to resort to the butt butt to break the hold. Beth gets a double leg takedown, and grounds and pounds on Santina. Santina comes back with a small package to pick up the victory and remain undefeated at 2:41. I'm really enjoying this because it's a lot of fun and not meant to be taken seriously, but when the best part of the A show is a man in drag you've got problems.
Winner: Santina Marella (Pinfall-Small Package *)