Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 21st, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Verizon Arena in Little Rock, Ark.
Results by 411Mania.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Cedric The Entertainer arrives with The Bellas, Smooth, Cool Jimmy Johnson, some dude, a coach, a football player, another football guy, another football guy, some granny, a rabbi performing a circumcision, and a farmer with a goat. Seriously, that just happened.

-Cole Slaw and The King welcome us to the show.

-Live from Little Rock Arkansas.

-DX makes their way to the ring.

-HBK hands the H's the mic, because the H's want to know if you are ready, ready to suck it. He discusses the first Hell in a Cell, and that HBK was in it and won that match. HBK asks who won more Cell matches than anyone, and that would be the H's, five to be exact. HBK asks who has never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never, ever been in a Cell match and has no clue what it is all about, and that would be Cody and Ted. They have never been there and have no clue what they are about to go through. The last time DX was in the Cell, their opponents were destroyed. Vince, who they actually like, was one of their opponents. I believe he told Big Show how his ass tasted. They promise to end it with Legacy in the Cell.

HHH w/HBK vs. Cody Rhodes w/Theodore DiBiase Jr.

DiBiase distracts HHH, and Rhodes takes control with rights. HHH tosses him to the corner, but more rights by Rhodes. A whip, reversal and boot by Rhodes. Double sledge and boots to HHH. He then chokes out HHH in the corner, and more rights follow. HHH manages to toss Rhodes to the corner post, and again. A third time, and that will hurt in the morning. HHH then locks in the crossface (THAT MOVE NEVER EXISTED) but Rhodes makes the ropes. To the floor to cuddle with Ted, and HHH takes them out with a baseball slide as we head to commercial @ 3:00.

-They beat down HHH, and crossroads by Cody connects. DiBiase locks in the Million Dollar Dream, and the nails dream street on HHH. DiBiase takes the chair, place sit around the neck of HHH and Rhodes goes up top…but HBK is up and has SLEDGY and saves the day!

-No confirmation that the Bellas had relations with the goat.

-Kofi Kingston will defend the US Title against Jack Swagger.

-Later, a contract signing for John Cena and Randy Orton.

-Up next, Cedric live in the arena!