-Primo sucks up to Al Sharpton, but gets interrupted by Chavo chasing Hornswoggle. Chavo says he's the greatest Mexican American superstar of all time, and introduces him to his partner Chris Masters. Santino pops in and says Hornswoggle is his partner, and compares Chavo and Masters to the Geico Commercial guys. Santino mistakes Sharpton for Don King, but gets quickly corrected. Al thinks he got more than he bargained for this week.

-Josh Mathews is joined by Randy Orton, and says Cena doesn't stand a chance of surviving tonight much less competing. Even if he does this Sunday he stands to lose a lot more than just the title. He says once he's locked inside he will not be held responsible for his action, and Cena's struggle to survive will come to a very abrupt end when he wins the WWE Championship.

Mickie James vs. Rosa Mendes (w. Alicia Fox)
Mickie grabs a headlock takevover, but Rosa counters out with a headscissor. Mickie hits an armdrag, and holds on to the armbar. A little diva trademarked botch in the corner, before Mickie hits a dropkick. Mickie hits a neckbreaker for two, but Rosa is right back to pull Mickie's head to the mat. Rosa hits a pair of kicks to the lower back for a two count, before grabbing hold of a bow and arrow. Mickie counters out, but Rosa drives Mickie into the corner and shoulderblocks the back a few times. Mickie hits a kick and a back elbow before delivering a hurracanrana. Mickie goes for something, again botched by Rosa but she ends up on top. Alicia provides a distraction on the apron, but Rosa's attempt to take advantage fails horribly. Mickie mercifully ends it with a spin kick at 3:37. Mickie tried her best, but you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Winner: Mickie James (Pinfall-Spin Kick DUD)

-Meanwhile Carolina leads Dallas 7-0 on Monday Night Football. Who's the bigger botch machine tonight? Rosa or Romo?

-Legacy is out, and Ted says no one expects them to win this Sunday, but we should. He says if you look at what they've done the past few weeks they are primed for the single greatest win of their careers, and the single worst defeat in the history of DX. He introduces a video package for those with short attention spans, and it is a video package of them beating up DX the past few weeks. Cody says what those moments have in common is that no one expected them, and then sings HHH's and HBK's praises saying for two decades Raw has been their sandbox. Rhodes says after Sunday HHH can go get his cozy office ready at Titan Tower, and he can hang out with his relatives and think about what his career used to be. Cody says he's been in the ring with the showstopper, and calls him the greatest in-ring performer to ever breathe. Cody says his career is the stuff of legend, but the story ends with Cody and Ted standing over a broken heap of Shawn Michaels. Shawn interrupts off camera by screaming "BORING!" and Dibiase says time is running out for the two of them. HHH says this isn't half bad, and Shawn says no, its all bad. They share a hearty laugh as we find them up in a luxury box. Dibiase says they're real funny, but they're not funny. They see right through them, and they're trying to take the sting out of the beating they were given. HHH says they're like…but Shawn tells him to choose his words carefully as we're now PG. HHH says they're like butts, but not the cheeks. More the center part. HHH says Cody's a comic freak, and brings up Incredible Hulk and his alter ego Bob Barker. Shawn corrects him telling him its actually Bruce Banner. HHH says they're kinda like the Hulk, and when they're telling jokes the monster stays at bay. Ted interrupts and says they can use any analogy they want. Shawn chastises Ted for being rude, and says HHH wasn't even finished. He says unlike Bruce Banner they like when the monster comes out, and then suggest they're not going to wait until Sunday. Shawn and HHH head down to the ring, but Legacy bails out through the crowd. Shawn says what a shock. After all the talk, here they stand ready to go, but there they go running away. HHH tells them to enjoy the distance they have now, because Sunday there will be no running or hiding in the cell, and they won't be joking. HHH tells them that Sunday it will be pure hell.