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LAST WEEK on Impact:

Jim Cornette Promo: "Welcome to the Impact Zone. I said I was here to straighten up this company. This company has all the talent and promise in the world, but it needs to be straightened up. People have been on the take and I have been given the power to shake things up. Now then, I have had meetings all day long, and will have more tonight. They are closed-door meetings, so there are no rumors. No cameras, and Borash, if you knock on my door and I will boot you, when I need you, you will know. Hey LAX, we had an appointment, and you didn't show up. I know you are on Mexican time, but don't miss another one. There are things I need to go over. Next week I will have even more announcements, but next week, an example will be made and someone will be fired next week. What is best for TNA and the fans, is what I will do. They chant "FIRE JARRETT!" This right here is the NWA title and JJ wants it bad. But as far as I am concerned, things happened with JJ and others that make me SICK and embarrassed, and ashamed to be a part of pro-wrestling. As of NOW, JJ is NOT the NWA Champion. As of now, there IS NO NWA champion. By next week, I will have a decision and a MAJOR announcement about Victory Road. Now this is personal. JJ, I knew you since you were 14. I loved your grandma and loved your father. She would be ASHAMED of you. You want to power play with me? Well I played them before and won. We'll bump heads and mine's harder than yours and I will see you next week!"

Here comes JJ to argue with Cornette on the ramp. JJ wants his belt but Cornette refuses.

Match #1 NWA Tag Title Match: Styles and Daniels defeated The Diamonds in the Rough

JB is outside Cornette's office. Sabin, Lethal and Eric Young all await their meetings. Eric is afraid of being fired. He says it is just his luck and here is JJ. He doesn't need an appointment. He hates Cornette and he has his belt and he is getting it back.

JB is still outside Cornette's office. Lethal and Sabin ask why Eric is so worried. JJ comes out, and Eric wants to know if he is fired. JJ doesn't care. He has to wait 7-days to wait to hear about his title.

Match #2 Monty Brown destroyed Chasyn Rance

Konnan is on the mic and he invites Monty to join LAX. Konnan says he is a superstar, has mic skills, college educated, but Monty is held down. He says Monty hasn't had many title shots, and Konnan says that is by design. Konnan says they treat minorities back and they have done it to LAX and Monty. Monty thinks on it, and Konnan says to be like Killings and Dutt and be alone. Ron Killings is out now with a mic. Konnan is happy as he makes his way out. Killings asks, "What's up." He says someone called his name, and he is here. Konnan says it is all good, and tells LAX to back off. Konnan says they have been tag champs and sold out Mexico and Puerto Rico. They have been to each other's crib and chilled. Killings is nothing to TNA. Killings is sick of it. Konnan says he is a brother. TNA doesn't look at talent, they look at race. Konnan says to join them and they will take what's theirs. Don't play the white man's games. They hug…and LAX BEATS HIM DOWN! SET UP! Hernandez and Homicide whoop his ass and toss him away from the border.

In the back with JB. Eric Young paces as Lethal and Sabin are in the office. Eric says the worst news is always last. JB tells Eric to tell the world about his concerns. Eric loves the idea. Lethal and Sabin leave, and tell JB nothing except that, "Nash will love it." Eric tells JB not to reveal their secret plan. AWESOME~!

Christian Cage is here, and says to JB, "Come on Seacrest you saw Slammiversary." There is controversy and Cornette should do the right thing and give him back the title. He enters the office.

In the back the James Gang and Team 3D are talking . They are having a joke off apparently, and telling mamma jokes. This is lame, what the hell is this? Is this the next evolution of wrestling feuds? Street fight, cage matches, joke off? They finally brawl after Ray makes fun of Bullet Bob. They brawl up the entrance tube and down the ramp. They get chairs and BG levels Devon and then Ray. Hey crotch chops, watch Raw people! RUNT is here. ACID DROP on BG! He cleans house. Ray on the mic, Ray challenges them, 7-days, them and Runt vs. The James Gang and a partner of their choosing, and fight one last time.

In the back with JB outside Cornette's office. Cage comes out and says he knows nothing. He has to wait one week as well and he is perplexed. Sting is here. Cage says he doesn't know if it will work with Cornette. Cage asks if they are friends. Sting says Cage will be the first to know what happens after the meeting.

Match #3 TNA X-Division Title Match: Senshi defeated Sonjay Dutt and Samoa Joe © to become the NEW TNA X-DIVISION CHAMPION

We see Sting coming out of Cornette's office and he says he got everything he wanted, and that Cornette will work out just fine.

TODAY on iMpact:

***Jay Lethal & Chris Sabin vs. Team Canada (Eric Young & Petey Williams)***

***Monty Brown vs. Norman Smiley***

***No DQ Match: Team 3-D vs. AMW***

TNA iMpact Begins…NOW!:

We open with a replay of the events of last week.

Tenay and West welcome us to the show. Cornette will have a company wide meeting tonight, and someone will be fired!

Christian Cage makes his way to the ring, I'd venture that he has something to say.

Cage: Apparently there will be a meeting tonight. I don't want to wait and listen to that political BS. Sting, I have something to say, so get out here right now."

Sting makes his way out to the ring.

Cage: I will get to the point. There will be a meeting tonight, and I know that Cornette will give me back my belt. And if all you want is a shot at the title, you got it. But at least have the balls to say it to my face!

Sting: Excuse me there Jeff Jarrett…I though it was talking to Christian Cage.

Cage: Tell me you didn't call me Jarrett. Am I wearing white ants? Am I a complete ass?

Sting: At this moment, you do. Just shut up for a minute and let me talk, and don't point that finger at me. I know what it is like to be you. To be under a microscope. You're cracking, and when you crack, you second guess people. The big picture is that you are worried about the talk Cornette and I had. The problem is JJ. I talked to Cornette about JJ. I wanted a tag match next week, me and you vs. JJ and Steiner and we got the match. Do you understand now, the big picture? We are on the same page.

Cage: I get it. We aren't waiting for the PPV…next week, its Showtime!

Back form commercial and JB is with Steiner and JJ. Steiner says Sting can't match him, and having a Canadian partner is like having an Ethiopian partner, only they have more muscle tone. JJ says he has waited 7-days. He knows Cornette only has one choice, and JJ out smarted everyone and he may be hated, but he is the smartest. He expects to get his title back at the meeting. Case closed. Steiner asks if Joe learned his lesson yet…boy? I wanted him to call him a half breed again.

Jay Lethal & Chris Sabin vs. Team Canada (Eric Young & Petey Williams) w/D'Amore and Neck brace, A1 and Roode

Petey attacks before the bell, but Jay and Sabin gain control and work over Team Canada. Back breaker to Young, springboard elbow by Sabin gets 2. Off the ropes and a knee by Petey and Eric then gets caught trying to attack. Trips up Sabin and covers for 2. Tag to Petey, misses a forearm, and Roode grabs Sabin but Eric stops him and A1 from doing anything wrong because he doesn't want to get fired. We head to a commercial @ 1:40.

Back from commercial @ 5:02 with Petey in control of Sabin. Eric stops the Oh Canada nut stomp, then reprimands Petey. Snap mare and a chin lock and then neck tie by Petey. Sabin escapes and gets a sunset flip for 2. Leg lariat by Petey, and Young tags in. Elbow drop and a cover for 2 by Young. Off the ropes and a back elbow by Young for 2. Tag to Petey and Young clears the ring as Petey beats on Sabin. Young then stops team Canada again from doing anything. Petey with a cover for 2. Rights by Sabin, off the ropes and a tilt a whirl leg sweep by Petey for 2. Tag to Young, covers right away for 2. Tag to Petey as Young refuses to ram Sabin into Petey's feet. Sabin manages to ram Petey into Young and tags Jay. Kicks for all and a bridging suplex on Petey for 2. D'Amore yells at Young and Jay baseball slides into Roode and A1 and then Sabin with a plancha onto both men! Flapjack by Jay, and Shelley and Devine are out to film things. D'Amore knocks Jay off the top…CANADIAN DESTROYER finishes the match.

Winners: Team Canada via pin @9:58

Fine for what it was, and even though Young was entertaining, there just was so much going on that it took away from the match I thought.

We see Shane Douglas training the Naturals. It's a pretty cool montage with Douglas narrating over the video clips of them training. He basically says they are still pussies and have a ton of work to do.

Monty Brown vs. Norman Smiley

Lock up and Smiley dances! Monty pushes him and then slaps him. He pummels him now and Smiley is down. Rammed to the corner by Monty, but a boot by Smiley and roll up for 1. Punches by Smiley, forearms now by Smiley. Boot by Monty, and a butterfly suplex by Monty. Fall away slam by Monty. Rights to Smiley, off the ropes…POOOOOOOOUUNCCCCCC---AH…period!

Winner: Monty Brown via pin @ 1:35

Squash.

Back from commercial

No DQ Match: Team 3-D w/Runt vs. AMW w/Gail Kim

Harris goes up the ramp, Storm as well as they plan to jump 3D. They attack as they enter, and in a nice HH they cover their ears for the pyro before they attack. Steve Cook pointed out that this has to be one of the few times the "sneak attack at the entrance" has actually worked well for the heel team. AMW in control as they brawl at ringside. Devon gets rammed to the railing as Storm unloads with rights on Ray. In the ring goes Storm and Ray, a suplex and Storm gets 2. Double team suplex on Devon for 2. Harris talks as we head to a commercial @ 1:45.

Back from commercial @ 5:11 as Ray tosses in a TRASHCAN OF FUN to the ring! Cane shot by Devon to Storm. Keyboard shot to Harris. Ray uses a crutch on Harris now as Devon chokes out Storm. Gail runs from the ring as Runt chased her. Powerslam by Devon on Storm for 2. Slam by Harris, to the 2nd rope…leg drop connects for 2 as Harris is bleeding. Ray in and covers Harris for 2. Gail in, lid shot to Ray…no sell and Ray slams her. They lay a trashcan lid on her cooch and Runt grabs a golf club and nails her. Superkick on Runt, but Storm eats a wazzup head butt from Devon. GET THE TABLES. They get it, but Harris with a baseball slide into the table takes 3D down. AMW sets up the table on the floor and then beats on3D. Storm tries to powerbomb Devon, but he is back dropped. Harris tosses Devon back into the ring and Harris has the can, Storm with the bottle…they argue over who will get to hit him…and they run into each other. 3D on Harris. 1…2…3.

Winners: Team 3D via pin @ 9:18

Fun match with the normal plunder. Not much to it though.

3D celebrates after the match, but the James Gang is here. They had their 7-days and they found a partner. You don't lay out challenges, that is their job. They say Runt is a member of their family. The roots in the James family runs deep. They found the biggest, baddest and ugliest man in the family tree. They have 2-words…turn around. Abyss whoops their asses as they mock them. Abyss tosses Runt through a table on the floor. BG does his JR impression. Can we not go one week without doing something WWE guys? And who did Bullet Bob sleep with to have Abyss as an illegitimate child?

Back from commercial and the TNA roster is all out to hear Cornette.

Company Meeting~!

Cornette welcomes us and thanks us for being here. He thanks the roster for their attendance. His meetings went well and he has an agenda. LAX, you have been doing a work stoppage because of the immigration issues. A work stoppage means a check stoppage. You will return to the ring, if not, Jiffy Lube is hiring. #2, Scott D'Amore and Team Canada, you have individual contracts, and you are officially DISBANDED! AMW wants a rematch, so at Victory Road, it will be AMW and Gail vs. AJ, Daniels and the TRANNY for the titles. #4, Earl Hebner where are you? You, Larry Z and JJ in the ring now! Steiner, you too. Earl, we have been friends 20-years. I always thought that refs should be respected and your word be law. Your hand is in someone's pocket. Tell the refs in the back…YOU ARE FIRED! Get out of my building, you are on the take and I want you gone! I am sick of Montreal! Security escorts him out. Larry Z, you are a member of the championship committee. If I fire you, I have to pay you. BUT…if you breach the contract, you are fired. If you don't do what is asked, you are gone. Larry says he will do anything he is asked. Cornette has the power to book him in wrestling matches, so at Victory Road, since you and Raven hate each other, and since you are sensitive about the comb over, no offence, at Victory Road, you vs. Raven in a Hair vs. hair match! You are in control of your own destiny, leave in breach or I will make your life of a living hell. Larry says he will decide and leaves. Now to you JJ. This is about the NWA title. This gave me trouble, because no matter what I do someone will get mad. I don't like to GIVE out a title to someone, like some do for a son in law. There was no honor at Slammiversary, and I want to put that back. Sting and Cage were about to win, but what you did cost them and you won. The TNA fans want you to get your ass whopped. So here is the deal, I will get the 4-baddest dudes and put them in a 4-way match. Cage, Sting, Steiner and…SAMOA JOE! And JJ, when those 4-men get done and there is a winner, they will face YOU for the NWA Title that night…and that is the only way you will get this title. I will say this, this belt is yours…but it won't be for long! JJ and Steiner celebrate. JJ says you found out the hard way that when you come to TNA, you have to deal with me. And now that the title is back with me, I am in the right frame of mind. Earlier tonight, Cage and Sting challenged us, why don't we do this now!

Cage walks to the ring and Sting is here! They attack and we have a BRAWL~! Stinger splash to JJ! They go to the floor and brawl…JOE HAS STEINER AND CHOKES HIM OUT as we go off the air!