By Will Althoff | August 20, 2009
We head back to the announce table as Taz and Tenay run down the card for the evening.
Match 2 – Madison Rayne vs. Angelina Love w/Velvet Sky
Before we get underway, Angelina hits Madison from behind and throws her into the steps on the outside. Angelina continues to whoop up on her outside the ring, knocking her face into the ring apron. Love throws Rayne in the ring and gets the three count. That was quick!
As Love puts a brown paper bag over Madison's head, Tara and Christy Hemme run down to the ring to make a save. Looks like we'll have a little tag feud between the ladies.
After the break, we have a Motor City Machine Guns promo. Here's the gist … they're upset that they haven't been on TV in a while and since their paychecks have basically disappeared, they can be hired for $2000 per hour. Not a bad deal, especially since they say they're willing to sit on the couch while you cook dinner!
Match 3 – Homicide vs. Samoa Joe (X-Division Title on the line)
We're back from the commercial and the match has already started with Joe hitting Homicide in the face. Homicide gets a reversal and Joe rolls out of the ring. Homicide tries to go for the suicide dive, but Samoa Joe moves out of the way. Homicide hits a flip off the apron on Joe and climbs up the steps to try and hit Joe again, but Joe gets the reversal. Now it's all Samoa Joe. Snap suplex in the center of the ring. Now Joe with a power bomb on Homicide. Joe tries for another, but Homicide reverses and gets the upper hand. Tilt a whirl by Homicide for a two count. Homicide gets on Joe's back and tries to choke him out, but Joe falls backwards into the corner crushing Homicide. Muscle Buster by Joe who gets the pinfall.
Winner: Samoa Joe
Backstage, Lauren is with some of the Knockouts and Iron Mike says there's a big announcement coming after the break.
We're back and we see a limo which D'Angelo Dinero is getting out of. We'll see him later tonight.
Backstage, Lauren is with the Knockouts who are preparing for the tag tournament which starts next week.
Match 4 – Awesome Kong w/Raisha Saeed vs. Traci Brooks w/Sharmell vs. Sarita w/Taylor Wilde vs. Christy Hemme w/Tara
Kong and Sarita start us out. Kong goes for an Awesome bomb, but when she can't, she throws Sarita. Kong goes after Sarita, but goes over the top rope. Sarita and Christy Hemme with a double drop kick on Kong on the ring apron. As we head to a commercial, Sarita is taking care of the rest of the Knockouts outside the ring.
When we return, Hemme is about to go for the FFG when Kong grabs her for an Awesome bomb. Sarita and Traci knock Kong over. Brooks is down on the mat when Christy hits the FFG on her. Kong picks her up for an implant buster. As Kong goes to climb the ropes, Traci rolls on Hemme for the pin.
Winner: Traci Brooks
Tenay informs us that next week, Kong and Saeed will take on Brooks and Sharmell in the first round of the Knockouts tag team tournament.
Back from the break, Consequences Creed is in the ring.
Match 5 – Consequences Creed vs. D'Angelo Dinero
Consequences with the upper hand hits a springboard clothesline. Creed celebrates and the Pope hits him with a wicked shot to the face. Dinero has Creed in a headlock, but the crowd pumps Creed up. Hesitation by Creed allows Dinero to get the upper hand. The Pope hits the Outer Limitz Elbow, then double knees to the back of Creed. Rollup for the three count.
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