By Ryan Clark | October 19, 2009
“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”
-Live from the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, FL
-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler
-Snoop rolls out in a pimped out pink ride, accompanied by Raw's newest divas Eve Torres and The Bella Twins. Snoop says Sunday night Raw is going to embarrass Smackdown, and he heard tonight might be John Cena's last night on Raw so he's got him fighting Triple H. He says since John Cena has to fight its only right that Randy Orton has to fight so he booked him against the man who pinned him last week Ted Dibiase. He also booked the co-captains against each other Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho. He brings out DX, and Triple H says as required by law every time Snoop is on a show white guys have to try to badly speak in Snoop Dogg language. Shawn and Hunter prove how white they are with several "izzles" and then HHH says they have put together a team of epic proportions. He says they will face the Smackdown team, and puts the team up on the titantron. First we have Jericho who both Shawn and HHH beat at Wrestlemania. Next up we have Kane, and Shawn asks if he had a fling with his ex girlfriend. HHH says she was kind of a stiff. Har har har. Next up is Cryme Tyme who can be found in the parking lot selling unused tickets, and we have the guy who introduces himself. HHH can't remember his name, and then he has no clue who they are. Shawn says we can't talk about the up and comers like that, and says the one guy is Drew McIntyre who was signed personally by Vince McMahon. Shawn then says the other guy is…well he really doesn't know who he is. Finally it comes to him and he whispers something to HHH who does a spit take and asks if he's really bopping Vickie Guerrero. HHH says he always said if you're going to sleep your way to the top at least do it with someone who weighs less than you. Shawn says he'd know for sure. HHH says its quite the team, but it pails in comparison to the team Shawn and he put together and introduces Team Raw. Shawn calls them an impressive mass of humanity. He goes down the lineup, but gets to Cody who takes the mic from Shawn to stop him from mocking him. HHH calls Team Raw millions of dollars of talent…and Cody Rhodes. Cody says he's not going to listen to them on Sunday, as they are captains in name only. If this was based on talent he'd be the captain and everyone knows it. He says he may not tag anyone in, and might just beat Smackdown by himself. Big Show takes exception to that, and says he doesn't care if they insult DX but he will respect him. He says if at any time he thinks he will let the team down he will take Cody out himself, and that goes for each and every one of them. Mark Henry asks if that's a threat, and Show asks "what if it is?" Henry says if it is they're going to have problems. Swagger interrupts and says they might be bigger, but he's more athletic than all of them. He says they need to do what they do best and stand and look intimidating while the all American wrestler does what he does best. Kofi chimes like a good babyface, and says this is what Smackdown wants and they need to focus on being a team. Trips stops by and questions where Kofi's accent went as he's supposed to be Jamiacan. Triple H says he's got a little test for them tonight, and it's a 5 on 5 match. If any of them lose it will prove they are the week link, and the person who pins them will replace them, and that match is next.
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