TNA IMPACT! Results (3/22) - Mick Foley Fired, More!
By Ryan Clark | March 22, 2010
Tara gets caught up in the heel corner. Faces try to help but that just distracts the refs. Heels triple team Tara allowing Rayne to cover. Two count. Daffney comes in on a tag and taunts Tara with the spider. Tara applies her arm around Daffney's neck but Velvet Sky tags herself in. She attacks but Tara stops her. Rayne and Sky hold down Tara but Love, Taylor Wilde and Sarita even things out. Flatliner from Angelina Love to Daffney. Love taunts Von Erich but that lets Velvet Sky attack her with a reverse DDT. Pose form Love. Northern Lights Suplex from Wilde to Sky. Pin broken up by Rayne.
Sarita comes in with a powerbomb to Rayne. Von Erich comes in with what looks like a choke slam to Rayne. Tara comes in and delivers the Widow's Peak. I have no clue who is legal but it isn't Von Erich since Tara doesn't go for the cover. Daffney comes in and does what looks like a variated spinning neckbreaker for the win.
WINNER: The Beautiful People and Daffney
Sold, opening bout. Can't say anything bad about it other than a few sloppy moments.
• Daffney taunts Tara with the spider after the match.
• Graphic for Foley-Jarrett and a Major LockDown announcement from the Hulkster...which is next!
• We get one of those crazy mid-commercial segments with the Champ and Flair making their way backstage. Tazz reminds us that Hulk Hogan is up next.
• Video package with all of Destination X's highlights...and that crappy finish from the main event.
• THE HULKSTER IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE~! He's out with Abyss, instantly making me care less about the segment but no one cares about that. They make a slow walk down the ramp as Taz goes over the power of the ring.
Hogan and Abyss finally get in the ring. Hogan says it got real personal between Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan. Eric was right about Flair knowing what button's to push to make Hogan angry. IT ALL STOPS HERE. Hogan vows to the TNA fans and Dixie Carter that he's going to get the company back on track. It's going to go back to only business.
AT LOCKDOWN~! He makes Abyss the captain of Team Hogan. They're going to go head to head with Team Flair. Hogan says it'll be Flair's last hurrah and he gives Abyss the mic.
He says he hopes Styles and Flair stayed at the hotel and crashed because it's a lot healthier than coming to the Impact Zone and crashing all around their. Thanks to the ring, Abyss now has a feeling of power that he has never felt. He felt it, brother, when he slammed AJ Styles through the ring. It was then that he realized that he wasn't just Abyss, he was the 300-something pound monster Abyss. Abyss says he didn't win the title but he won respect. It IS a new day and Abyss is going to take care of business for Hogan.
Flair and Styles are out and angry. He says St. Louis is in the heart of Flair Country and he is a cage match specialist. Does that mean he's wrestling? He says Abyss didn't kill him because he isn't mortal. He's a WRESTLING GAWD.
Styles finally decides to talk. He says he had Abyss beat but Abyss had to try and kill him. He pretends to be hurt. Flair gets back on the mic and says to assure victory for Team Flair, he makes Sting the team captain. Stinger's music plays and the camera looks for him.
Lights turn back in with Sting and Styles in the ring. Styles hits Abyss with his crutches and Sting just watches. Styles corners Hogan and we notice that Hogan is magically handcuffed. Styles beats Abyss up as Sting looks on in approval.