TNA IMPACT! Results (3/29) - The Wolfpac, Styles Vs. Jarrett!
By Ryan Clark | March 29, 2010 |
In comes Doug Williams on a tag with a knee to the face. He takes Kaz down and wraps his legs around Kaz's neck. He slams Kaz's head against the turnbuckle and tags in Kendrick. Kendrick chokes him with his boot in the corner. He takes Kaz to the mat and chokes him there. Kendrick clubs Kazarian in the face a ton of times. Kazarian gets to his feet and punches Brian Kendrick. He runs off the ropes but collides heads with Kendrick in the middle of the ring. Kaz tries to tag Moore in but Kendrick holds him down. Both men tag in their partners. Moore delivers kicks to both Williams and Kendrick. He sends Williams into the corner,. Williams reverses it to the other corner but misses a knee attack. Moore climbs the ropes and comes down with a hurricanrana. Pinfall broken up by Kendrick. Combination spin kick-German suplex to Kendrick from the faces. Williams comes in and headbutts Moore. He sends Moore into the corner and crashes into Moore's boot. Moore attacks Kendrick with a neckbreaker from the top rope and covers for the win.
WINNERS: Shannon Moore and Kazarian
Good opening match. I hate Moore's thing but it makes him look good in his feud with Williams.
• Shannon Moore applies an X on the forehead of Brian Kendrick after the match.
• We're in Eric Bischoff's office. He tells someone in New York (Hogan) that he'll make it work. He calls in a secretary and tells him to keep someone out of his office.
In comes Jay Lethal! They share the Wolfpac hand gesture. Lethal says he has the card made up and asks the secretary to get Kabuki on the line. A bunch of matches between guys like King Kong Bundy and the Junk Yard Dog are on Lethal's list. Bischoff tells Lethal to come up with a main event and Lethal seems pumped for the task. He tells his secretary to get Beer Money.
• D'Angelo Dinero is out to address the fans in the Impact Zone. He starts off with his LockDown Title Match against AJ Styles. He's worked hard for it for his whole life and Styles and Flair almost took it away from him. Styles is a shadow in the streetlights and Pope is TNA's Guiding Light. Pope says he's going to give some prophetic advice. He wants Styles to go to Florida, go down to some space center and grab an astronaut suit because he's going to be taken into the outer limits by the Pope. He puts over Styles for a bit but says Styles will never be as spectacular as the Pope. He ends his promo by saying he will be the World Champion after LockDown.
Out comes Desmond Wolfe's girl Chelsea. Pope eyes her for a second and calls her a dime piece. She says Pope can do one thing for her and that one thing is to help her be a ho. He asks her if she knows how to drive a stick. She says she can't say she does but she's a quick learner. She then asks if he has a gun in his pocket or just happy to see her. Desmond Wolfe comes in but Pope sees him. Dinero decks Wolfe, knocking him out of the ring. He returns to Chelsea and gives her a kiss. He puts a Pope Dollar in her shirt and leaves. Pope-Wolfe is later tonight.
• Tara is walking backstage. Her match is next.
• We see Samoa Joe on a blurry camera. "They have spoken," he says. "The results will be different...very different." Taz and Tenay wonder who "they" are. They then go into hype mode for tonight's show. Tara and Daffney are up next with a first blood Knockouts Title match and the Band closes the show with a match against RVD, Jeff Hardy and Eric Young.