TNA IMPACT! Results (3/29) - The Wolfpac, Styles Vs. Jarrett!

Which brings out Mr. Anderson in his "Pro Wrestling is Real, People are fake" shirt. Awful shirt for those that care about that stuff. His mic falls from the sky and he says it's time to be "damn real." Anderson says they've been fifty-fifty in their feud. Anderson says Eric Bischoff made a match between Mr. Anderson and Kurt Angle for next week...and it's going to be a ladder match with the key to the LockDown steel cage at the top. Anderson says the better man won't win because Kurt Angle is a better man than him. He says nice guys finish last and thanks God he's an ass. He then repeats it.

Angle tries to leave but THE BAND'S~! music plays. Big Sexy and Kurt Angle share a Wolfpac fist bump reminding us of their time together in the Main Event Mafia. After a commercial break, the faces make their entrances, with less than ten minutes remaining in the show.

Match Seven
Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam and Eric Young versus The Band

Syxx Pac slams the door against Eric Young's face and charges RVD and Jeff Hardy. Spinning wheel kick takes out RVD on the apron. Inside the ring, Kevin Nash attacks Jeff Hardy. Hall throws RVD in the ring and Waltman locks the door, making it a 3 on 2 situation. RVD tries to mount some offense on Nash but Nash is there with a boot. Hardy takes advantage of Scott Hall into Sean Waltman interrupts him with a punch. Waltman chokes Hardy with a shirt as Hall throws RVD into the steel cage. Sean Waltman delivers the Bronco Buster to Jeff Hardy in the corner. Chop to Hardy from Waltman. Scott Hall punches him to add more pain. RVD takes advantage of Kevin Nash with some kicks as Hardy takes control of the other two members of the band. Waltman tries a hurricanrana but Hardy powerbombs him to the mat. RVD delivers kicks to Nash and Hall and then lands the Rolling Thunder on Syxx Pac. Hall takes command of RVD in the corner as Nash takes advantage of Hardy. They try to whip them into each other but Hardy climbs RVD and delivers the Poetry in Motion. Eric Young climbs the steel cage as Hardy and RVD take command of their opponents. Eric Young is met by Sean Waltman but RVD takes Pac to the mat. All three members of The Band are down. RVD and Hardy both climb the turnbuckle and come down with their respective finishers. EY flies off of the top of the cage with an elbow drop to Sean Waltman. He covers and picks p the win for his team.

WINNER: Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam and Eric Young
I think these guys could have done a lot better. Time constraints and (I guess) the Band's age took a toll on the match. Pretty average stuff. Nice elbow drop from Eric Young at the end of the match though.

• Abyss finally shows up with a monster announcement. He says some BS about insuring the destruction of Team Flair and says Sting is a traitor or something. He says Team Hogan is coming to get Sting at LockDown. He has made his decision for the second member of Team Hogan, that man is Jeff Jarrett. Double J talks about Ric Flair getting involved in his matches and says it will start at LockDown.

• Show ends with Tenay going over the acquisition of Team Hogan and a reminded to tune in an hour earlier for next week's Impact.