Full Ring Of Honor Big Bang Pay-Per-View Results

Yay! We have a show! We're getting a recap of Tyler Black winning the title and the resulting 3-way feud to set up tonight's main event. Is it me or does Tyler Black sound like Louie Anderson? This video package has gone on for 11 minutes.

Back to the GFL logo.Smell that? Smells like bushes to me. Must be a league around here somewhere.

21 minutes late, we are LIVE from Charlotte, North Cackalacki!! Dave "Kevin Thorn" Prazak and HERMIE are your hosts!

Zack Salvation vs. Phil Shatter

That's Matt Hardy's boy Phil Shatter by the way. The difference with Kevin Kelly on commentary is immediately evident. Fire Hogewood. Salvation gets an armbar takedown but Shatter locks in a headscissors. Salvation escapes and gets a headlock. Thesz press by Salvation and some mounted punches, then back to the headlock. NICE dropkick from Salvation gets 2. Shatter whips Salvation in and tries a side slam but Salvation tilt-a-whirls through it and hits an inverted DDT. Sweet backbreaker by Shatter gets 2. Slingshot suplex follows up and gets two more. Scoop and a slam by Shatter and a fist drop gets 2 more. Salvation knees his way free of a vertical suplex but gets leveled with a knee by Shatter for 2 more. Shoulders in the corner now, a whip and Shatter charges right into a high knee but comes back with a Fisherman's suplex for 2. Powerbomb by Shatter gets 2 more. Too many covers. Shatter is BUILT by the way. Kevin Kelly sounds like he's done his ROH research. Salvation avoids a charging Shatter, hits some knee lifts but has a whip reversed. Shatter charges in again...but gets caught in a triangle choke!! Gorgeous! Shatter fights, reaches for the ropes, fights some more...STANDS UP and tries to break the hold with a powerbomb...countered! Guillotine choke by Salvation! Shatter turns it into a modified powerslam! 1...2...3!

Winner: Phil Shatter via pinfall (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder)

Pick Six Match - Kenny King vs. Davey Richards

This should be good. Top wristlock by King. Richards bridges out and then kicks King in the face. That'll break a hold in a hurry. Davey with some kicks to the chest and a back heel kick to send King scrambling to the floor. Davey follows and whips King to the barricade, then hits a yakuza kick to the face. Back inside and Richards locks in a hammerlock cloverleaf combo. King escapes but eats a snap suplex. He blocks a German try and gets the go-behind, Davey elbows free but gets distracted by Rhett Titus long enough for King to snap his neck over the top rope. Forearms by King, he misses a clothesline and gets tattooed with chops. Whip to the corner, Davey takes time to pose and King comes flying out of the corner with double knees to the chest for 2! That was awesome. Suplex by King, slingshot legdrop and a cover for 2. Chinlock applied now by King. Crowd are hot tonight. Davey breaks the hold but comes off the ropes into a clothesline for 2. Kenny perches Davey up top and goes up with him for a suplex, Davey cuts him off and throws him down. Davey off the top..flying headbutt! They exchange some stiff shots until Davey hits the Alarm Clock and the handspring enziguiri! 1...2...2.69! A pair of kicks from Davey, missile dropkick! 1...2...2.78! Davey tries a German, King uses the ref to distract Davey and hits a SICK spinebuster for 2. King charges with a double knee...Davey moves and sends King flying into the corner! Davey hits a dragon whip on the knee of King in the corner and goes up top...King cuts him off but Davey slides down, runs up the ropes and hits a super release German for 2!!! Lariat gets 2 more! High German bridge!! 1...2...NO! Davey locks in the cloverleaf but King makes the ropes. Titus tries to distract Davey again but eats a boot for his troubles. Davey sends King to the outside and gets ready to FLY...KING catches him with a kick through the ropes! Springboard blockbuster! 1...2...2.83! King tries the Coronation...countered! Ankle Lock! They work a series of rollup reversals for 2 then start slugging it out in the middle of the ring. King catches a kick then hits a spin kick of his own. Coronation! Davey lands on his feet! KICK TO THE HEAD! Ankle lock! King rolls to his back and tries to kick his way free but Davey transitions to a cloverleaf! King taps!!