TNA IMPACT! Results (4/5) - New Knockouts Champion!
By Ryan Clark | April 05, 2010 |
WINNER: Douglass Williams
Solid match that looks Williams look fantastic. I hope he keeps the title for a long time.
• Shannon Moore is out and he fights Douglass Williams. He takes him down with a dropkick. He grabs makeup but Williams rolls out to stop him. Moore says the Book of Dilligaf says there is no room for a boring wrestler like Douglass Williams. He wants a title match at LockDown. He welcomes Williams to GlamRock. Millions of people just turned their televisions to Raw or that NCAA Basketball game.
• Christy Hemme is with Brother Ray and Brother Devon who are angry. Ray is mad at the Band and wants them in the ring next week. Devon calls them a cancer to every promotion they've ever been in. Devon says next week, they are going to dominate The Band in the Impact Zone.
• Desmond Wolfe is in the ring for his match with D'Angelo Dinero. Jobber entrance or time constraints? Either way, the Pope is out shortly after.
D'Angelo Dinero v. Desmond Wolfe
Wolfe attacks Dinero on the ramp but Dinero gets the majority of the offense. Pope throws Wolfe into the ring and takes off his entrance gear. Wolfe stops him from entering with a kick. Wolfe elbows Pope on the ropes. Pope kicks Wolfe and follows that up iwth a bunch of chops. Wolfe sweeps Pope to the mat and lifts him up. He takes Pope into the corner and thrusts his arms into Pope's chest. He tries the Tower of London but Pope gets out. Wolfe tries to attack but Pope slips out. Pope slaps Wolfe, taking him to the mat. Pope slides the kneebads down and sets up for the Dinero Express. Codebreaker from the Pope. He covers and gets the win.
WINNER: D'Angelo Dinero
It made Dinero look strong and that's all that matters on the road to LockDown.
• AJ Styles attacks Dinero after the match on the ramp. He clotheslines Pope back into the ring and stomps on him. Styles Clash in the center of the ring. Abyss is out for the save. Styles leaves the ring but Wolfe ambushes Abyss. Abyss takes Wolfe out but Styles is there with a chopblock. Dinero tries to get involved but Styles takes him out. Wolfe brings a fire extinguisher into the ring and nails Abyss in the head with it. A commercial break cuts off Mike Tenay in mid-sentence.
• We're back with Taz talking about Team Flair's domination of Team Hogan tonight. They throw us to Jeremy Borash on the stage and we're going to find out who won what in the LockBoxes deal.
Angelina Love, Tara, Velvet Sky and Daffney are our four women for those of you that forgot.
Lights go down and Velvet Sky opens up a box. Inside is an Open Contract for any opponent, any time, any stipulation.
Tara is up next. Borash explains her conflict (wanting both the spider and the title). He then brings up the possiblity of a Tara striptease. He asks if she's ready and she is. She opens up the box and inside is the spider. She's ecstatic until she realizes she lost her title.
Daffney and Angelina Love are our last two women. One will be the champion while the other will be forced to do a striptease. Borash asks if they are ready and they are. They're going to open them up at the same time. Angelina Love wins the TNA Knockouts Title and Daffney is going to be forced to do a striptease.
She tries to walk away but Borash lets her know she'll be fired if she doesn't. Cheezy music plays and she begins her walk to the ring. She takes her hat off first. She sarcastically plays with it for a while. She slowly continues with her striptease, wasting a ton of time. Lacey Von Erich is out and nails her with the ugly stick. Von Erich takes Daffney's place. On the stage, Angelina Love and Tara begin fighting over the Knockouts Title. They brawl on the ramp for a while until Love kicks Tara into the ring. Lacey continues with her striptease while Love and Tara brawl. Velvet Sky gets on a microphone and says no Beautiful Person upstages another one. Next week Sky is cashing in her contract for a leather and lace match. That ends our show