TNA IMPACT! Results (4/26) - Abyss Vs. Flair, Hogan!

Source: 411 Mania

Event: TNA Monday Night iMPACT!
Airdate: Monday, April 26th, 2010 (SpikeTV)
Location: Universal Studios Soundstage 21 in Orlando, FL
Results by 411 Mania

And we're off. A great video package, with music and all, highlights RVD beating Jeff Hardy and defeating AJ Styles to win the World Title last week.

"Mr. Monday Night" is tonight's episode title. Pyro goes off and Tenay and Taz welcome us to the Impact Zone. Tonight, AJ Styles and Sting vs Jeff Jarrett and Jeff Hardy, along with Ric Flair vs Abyss with both rings on the line.

And here comes the Hulkster, with pyro and all. He says things around here are wide open. He's been on a high (like RVD) ever since Lockdown, and things are changing around TNA. He says being the TNA Champion right now means more than anything he ever dreamed it could be. Being champ, being RVD, means he has a big target on his back. Because of that, he has to up his game. He says the talent is stepping up. Bischoff has apparently created a top ten ranking system, and the fans are going to have something to do with it. He says when RVD faced Hardy, he was on the edge of his seat. Once he got by Hardy, RVD stepped back in the ring again, with one of the greatest wrestlers of our time, AJ Styles. He says no one can deny how great AJ is. He says when he hit the Five Star Frog Splash, things have changed. He now welcomes Mr. Monday Night himself, RVD.

And here comes your NEW champion. RVD thanks Hogan, and tells Hogan to feel free to call him "Mr. TNA". Hogan gives it a shot, welcoming "Mr. TNA, Rob Van Dam"! RVD says the reason he's there is because he figured Dixie Carter, Hogan and Bischoff and everyone in the organization would give him the fair opportunity to be Rob Van Dam. He says a lot of people won't understand their connection, or his connection with mother earth's finest. They don't get how he's such a cool, laid back dude and can kick so much ass. They don't have to understand why he's RVD, just that he's the best and that from this day forward, he will be the greatest TNA Champion ever. That's why he's the "Whole F'n Show"

GET READY TO FLY!!! It's my boy, AJ Styles, and he looks pissed. Flair's with him too (with NO wheelchair). Tenay reminds us that now RVD's champion, he's a human target. Hogan said no one invited either one of them out here. Styles asks if he's done talking. The crowd starts chanting "Ex World Champ", and AJ tells them to shut up. He says Hogan sounds like a Hallmark greeting card for God's sakes. He says RVD's right, there's millions of people who don't understand RVD. He's a hippie freak from Southern California, dude. He asks if he really said he was going to be the greatest world champ ever. He asks him if he's high, and the crowd all says yes. He says last week, he was beating the piss out of him, but because he slipped on the top rope, RVD won the title. He says if he didn't know any better, RVD lubed up the ropes because he knows he can fly. He doesn't want to compete in the tag match, he says he deserves a rematch. He says he's gonna get his rematch, when he wants it. He tells him to put that in his pipe and smoke it. Flair says he doesn't care about RVD and his lifestyle. He says he and Hogan have a personal problem. He says Hogan has taken responsibility for Abyss taking that ring. He swears to God that he is going to take his anger out on Abyss tonight. Abyss is done. You make a mockery of Flair, and you die. He's gonna walk the isle, style and profile, and that he's gonna take out Abyss.