TNA IMPACT! Results (4/26) - Abyss Vs. Flair, Hogan!
By Ryan Clark | April 26, 2010 |
Source: 411 Mania
He's got the mic, and says Wow. He says he's gonna start calling him the Kool-Aid man. The Jim Jones kind of Kool-Aid man. He doesn't know why the fans are laughing cause they're drinking in. He says he knows they're gullible. He starts calling them different names. He asks if Dinero's ok. He says Kurt Angle got a hurt too. He says Angle's at home, licking his wounds. He asks if Pope's gonna go home and lick his wounds. Dinero tells him to get to the point or shut the hell up. Anderson asks if he's gonna get his nuts out of his mom's purse and face him a Sacrifice. He calls him a chicken, now taunting him. Pope tells him to watch this. He then Pimp Slaps him, but Anderson kicks him in the gut and starts to attack him. Now he's going after they injured eye. Security comes in and breaks it up. Anderson walks away as we head to commercial.
Matt Morgan(C) and Jesse Neal vs Team 3D - World Tag Team Championship
Team 3D's music is playing, but they're nowhere to be found. In the back now, and apparently 3D has put Waltman through a table, and his head is bleeding. 3D now makes their way to the ring. Morgan and Neal come out together. Morgan looks confident while Neal looks a little worried. Devon and Neal start things off with a tie up. Devon with a headlock, but Neal counters out only to get shoulder blocked. Headlock again by Devon, and Ray gets the tag. Big slap to Neal and now a bearhug. And here comes Nash and Hall. 3D meets them on the ramp and start brawling. Jesse Neal also joins in on the fray but gets attacked by Matt Morgan. Morgan throws Neal back in the ring and hits him with a huge chokeslam.
Winners-Team 3D via disqualification-N/A-This was more of an angle advancement than a match. While I don't think the 3D/Band rivalry is good, I do love the Matt Morgan angle advancement.
Back from commercial as Neal is with Team 3D. Neal's got a mic, and screams for Matt Morgan to come down so he can kick his ass. Christy is in the back with Morgan. Morgan says he already forgot his name, and that they're off the clock. Morgan runs into the Hulkster. Hogan tells him to either go out there or he has to deal with him. Morgan chooses to go out to the ring. Neal charges Morgan on the ramp, and hits him with a headbutt. Neal grabs one of the tag title belts, but Morgan begs him to not attack him with it. That allows Morgan to hit a low blow and then knock out Neal with the title belt. And here comes Shannon Moore. Dropkick off the top by the Prince of Punk. Morgan bails out. I can bring myself to believe Morgan is afraid of Neal, but Moore. Seriously?
Bischoff in the back with Miss. Tessmacher. He says he wants to come up with something new. He says the fans are going to determine who are in the top ten rankings for the World Title. All you have to do is vote on TNAwrestling.com. Lethal interrupts Bischoff, saying that #1 is Andre. #2 Koko B. Ware, then The Hart Foundation, and we cut to commercial.
We briefly come back from commercial as we see Styles hyping up Ric Flair about his match.
Orlando Jordan in the back, wearing something really weird. He says he represents passion. He calls out Rob Terry, saying he's witnessed him destroy every obstacle that's come before him. He says next week, he premieres his show, the O-Zone, with special guest Rob Terry. And it will delicious. Awkward.
Video of Flair from early saying he's going to kick Abyss ass. The ring means more to him than anything. When he's in a bad mood, he doesn't mind hurting somebody. Abyss having the ring offends everything he's worked for. Every fan will know that they're seeing the greatest wrestler that ever lived when Flair walks down that isle.