WWE RAW Results (5/3) - Beat The Clock Matches!
By Ryan Clark | May 03, 2010 |
Source: 411 ManiaEvent: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, May 3rd, 2010 (USA Network)
Location: The Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, Fla.
"Yes, sir, we promised you a great main eventů"
Nickelback plays us in. Pyro, etc. We're in Jacksonville, Florida. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are your vintage hosts.
Batista comes down to the ring. He has a mic and the spotlight. Batista is the #1 Contender...again. He should be the WWE Champ...again. He asks if any of us know what a Last Man Standing Match is. He'll explain it real slow for us; you have to beat your beat your opponent so brutally and so decisively that they can't stand. Cena did not do that, since he used duct tape. Hmm...fair point. Big Cena chants. Batista calls it by far the most embarrassing moment of John Cena's career. He apologizes and says it was the most embarrassing moment of his life. He says duct tape, really, duct tape. We have a Beat the Clock challenge to see who picks the stipulation. Batista has no problem because his opponent is The Miz.
Sheamus makes his way to the ring. Sheamus says Batista lost, but he won at Extreme Rules. He took Triple HAITCH out. He says since he took on "the son in law" he doesn't have a title match. Or maybe Cena's afraid. He wants to face Batista for the right to face Cena at Over the Limit. Batista says Sheamus had his chance and he blew it. They both talk about how they lost on technicalities. Batista wants Sheamus out of his ring. Sheamus says it isn't over and it will continue sooner than Batista thinks. Up next is Batista vs. The Miz.
The Miz is out with a mic and his United States Championship. He says that there's nothing he'd like more than to fight Batista right now, but the trauma suffered from being hit by The Big Show has left him unable to. He has a Doctor's Note (literally a piece of paper with "Docter's Note" on it) to excuse himself and brings out Daniel Bryan in his place. He tells Bryan to embarrass himself, but Bryan says he will make Batista tap out!
Beat the Clock Match: Batista vs. The Miz Daniel Bryan
Kick to the gut Batista Bomb, sunset flip, ANKLE LOCK BY BRYAN! Batista shoves him off and goes outside! He is tentative about coming in, Batista puts him in the corner, shoulders and a foot choke. Corner whip, Bryan leaps up, sleeper hold! Batista snaps him over and hits a kick to the face for 2. Another hard corner whip and another. A third one and he runs into a kick, guillotine choke by Bryan and Batista throws him off for two. He throws him outside, slams him into the ring. CLOTHESLINE sends Bryan 360 degrees but Daniel kicks out. Bryan starts fighting and hits a kick to the face, Batista hits a big boot. Bryan with kicks, brings Batista down, omoplata crossface! He kicks Batista but the Animal throws him off, SPEAR! Batista Bomb! Batista wins in 5:06.
Another powerbomb after the match. He's back in, another Batista Bomb.
John Cena's Beat The Clock opponent is Chris Jericho.
Another replay of Edge costing Orton his title match to set up The Cutting Edge.
Eve is posing with the Diva Belt and BRADY is here. Wayne says he loves wrestling and Jillian Hall is here to offer to sing his theme song. Brady dances her out of the room, tactifully. Maryse jacks Eve in the face with his title.