WWE RAW Results (5/3) - Beat The Clock Matches!

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Cena goes to announce the stipulation but Sheamus is out and attacks Cena and hits the pump kick.

Maryse vs. Nikki Bella w/Brie Bella
Dear. Lock-up. Slap by Maryse. Elbows by Bella and an awkward flying mare. Turnbuckle headsmashes. Maryse tries to escape but is trapped by the Twins. Nikki heads up top but Maryse pulls her down, French Kiss, it's over.
Winner: Maryse, Rating: DUD

French promo and Maryse introduces her new photoshoot where she is over Eve. That's great. Eve is out. Wow. WORSE. RUN IN. EVER! That referee is lucky though. This was really pointless.

Alicia and Gail Kim are out of the ring. Zach Ryder is in the ring saying that he is still on RAW, he's single and ready to mingle. He is going to beat Primo Colon again. Wayne Brady changes his opponent to Mark Henry.

Mark Henry vs. Zach Ryder
Henry prevents a double leg takedown. Scoop slam. Scoop slam. Another one. Dropkick to the knee by Zack, and now a missile dropkick for two. Rough Ryder gets two. He be clubbering, but Henry picks him up and then hits a headbutt. Henry hits a clothesline, goes for a powerslam, catches Ryder's fist and hits the World Strongest Slam. Wig splittin' complete.
Winner: Mark Henry, Rating: 1/2*

Henry leaves with the chicks. Sexual Chocolate makes it's return.

Jericho is here with The Miz and they talk about Big Show punching them in. Miz asks Jericho what it's like for people not to hear him talk. Jericho: "Torture." They talk a bunch of crap. Jericho says they carried him for sixteen months. Miz says there's nothing they can do, but Jericho has a strategy, and they are headed out.

Wayne Brady has run into Vladamir Kozlov who is glad he proper competition. Santino Marella shows up as part of the Brady Bunch. Hilarious. He asks why Vlad has a match but not him. William Regal says not to pay attention to him. Wayne says they got here first and he had no choice. LANDO! Santino wins. Everyone splits and Wayne says Regal is from the House of Slytherin. Goldust is there in an Alice suit. This was weird, but funny.

Replays of The Hart Dynasty winning the tag team championships last week. Jericho and the Miz are on commentary.

The Hart Dynasty w/Natalya vs. William Regal & Vladamir Kozlov
Kozlov and Regal get the jobber entrance. Kidd and Regal start and the lights act up. Armdrag and wristlock by Regal. Tyson fights off the heels in the corner but Kozlov pulls him down to the floor. Regal goes to work on the arm and tags out to Kozlov and drives his shoulder into Kidd and keeps beating him down. I can't keep up with the commentary. Kozlov hits a hammerlock fall-away slam. Regal tags in and stomps away at Kidd, but Kidd rolls through a sunset flip and hits a dropkick. Smith tags in and beats everyone down. Smith avoids the Knee Trembler and gets the Sharpshooter for the win. Sorry about that crappy recap.
Winner: The Hart Dynasty, Rating: **

Miz attacks and DH fights him off, but Jericho hits a Codebreaker. THIS is what they brought Jericho over to RAW for? REALLY? Skull Crushing Finale to DH Smith puts an exclamation point on it.

Edge's talk show is up to main event.

Back from commercial and out comes Edge. The ring is setup with a black cover and chairs for The Cutting Edge. Edge says like it or not, the most controversial Superstar in the history of WWE is back on RAW. Edge says people don't deserve an explanation as to why he attacked Randy Orton last week. Edge says he's kidding, he will give them one but it's fun to play with people's emotions. Edge talks about returning at the Royal Rumble and what's happened since, including getting drafted last week. Edge says he was a bit angry about having to star over fresh on a new show. Edge says spearing Orton was something he had to get off his chest. Edge says he was the most talked about star in WWE that night, even though he cost Orton the WWE Title shot. Edge brings out his guest for tonight... Wayne Brady's music hits and out he comes to the ring.