WWE RAW Results (5/31) - Vince McMahon Returns!
Source: 411 ManiaEvent: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, May 31st, 2010 (USA Network)
Location: The Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas
"Yes, sir, we promised you a great main eventů"
-We kick things off immediately as we see Edge beating up Evan Bourne. He's yelling at him, saying it's his ring. He's now stomping him in the corner. Cole informs us that Edge came out to address the crowd, and Bourne came out, saying he wanted to make an opportunity or something. Edge throws Bourne in the air and Bourne comes down with the knees. Kick to the gut and Bourne's hitting kicks all over. Knee to the fae by Bourne. Edge ducks a kick but gets hit with the back kick. Bourrne to the top. AIR BOURNE MISSES! Edge is prepping him up. SPEAR! Edge grabs the mic and says that what just happened to Bourne is exactly what's going to happen to his opponents at Fatal Four Way. Sheamus, John Cena and Randy Orton. No matter what he does, no matter how many times he proves his dominance, people like Evan Bourne disrespect him. People like the fans too. At Fatal Four Way, that all changes. He is nothing like his opponents. John Cena, he's a superhero. He's the strongest man in the industry. Sheamus, he doesn't care who gets in his way, he'll take what he wants. Which brings him to Randy Orton. The Viper. Loud "You Suck" chant. The snake in the grass, lying there waiting to pounce and stick his fangs right into you. And the fans love it. RKO, RKO, right. Loud "RKO" chant. The fans are all just a bunch of sheep who jumped into the snake pit. And don't be surprised when the viper bites them. At Fatal Four Way, Edge will prove everyone wrong for all of the disrespect over the years when he becomes a 10 time WWE champ (it should be world champ, but I digress). And that brings out the Viper himself.
Cole officially welcomes us as Orton gets in the ring. Edge says speak of the devil, the silent assassin. Orton comes down here, thinking he's going to do something to Edge. He's going to coil up and drop him. They both know that's not going to happen as Orton's not 100%. He's not 100% because of what Edge did at Over the Limit. Edge says that Orton knows he won't win at Fatal Four Way. Take a look into his eyes because he is not kidding. RKO!!! Orton does the signature Orton pose on the ropes as his music plays.
-Main event for tonight will see Edge and Sheamus take on Randy Orton and WWE Champion John Cena in tag team actions. Also, Ashton Kutcher is our guest host.
-We see Edge laying in the ring staring at Orton as we head to commercial.
-Ashton Kutcher is up next.
-We're back and we see Ashton Kutcher in the back. Eve comes out and hugs him. Ashton says this guy Zack Ryder is talking smack on twitter to him. He asks if he knows he's hosting the show. Eve asks him what he plans to do. They plug the movie and Ashton says that tonight, he's putting a hit on Zack Ryder. It can be anybody, a ref, Eve, another wrestler, an announcer, or even him. The Miz comes up now and asks if Ashton wanted to see him. Ashton laughs at Miz and says Bret Hart, the GM, and he felt they needed to set up a match for Miz. They got a one night contract with someone he might actually know. DANIEL BRYAN! Is that supposed to scare him? Miz asks if he knows what he's going to do to Bryan. Kutcher says that's going to be difficult to do when Bryan makes him tap out. Eve cuts of Kutcher as he's about to drop an a-bomb. Miz walks away.