WWE RAW Results (9/13) - Ochocinco, Cena-Orton!
Source: 411 ManiaEvent: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 13th, 2010 (USA Network)
Location: The U.S. Bank Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio
"Yes, sir, we promised you a great main eventů"
-And we kick things off at the site of the roulette, with Cena and Orton standing in front of it. Josh Matthews welcomes us in. We're gonna find out what match they're going to face in. Cena tells Matthews to take his hands off the wheel. He brings out Eve to spin it. And they're going to face off in a...
Oh joy. Orton walks off. Matthews reminds us that Cena lost his title in a tables match. Cena thanks him and says he's trying to move on. It's a new season of Raw. Are you going to choose Team Orton or Team Cena? Cena spins the wheel as he walks off, cuz he's feeling lucky.
-Great, Nickelback. Great way to kick off the season premier (whatever that means).
-No pyro tonight, Cole welcomes us in and we get a sight of the steel cage standing high above the ring. Tonight's guest star is apparently Chad Ochocinco. I had no idea we were having a guest star tonight.
-Chad makes his way out to the ring to the generic WWE football music. He says hey. Welcome to the season premier of Monday Night Raw (where's the enthusiasm man). There's never been a guest star as handsome as himself (his words, not mine). Tonight is going to be exciting and unforgettable. Raw Roulette is back, and AWESOME.
And here comes The Miz. Welcome to Monday Night Raw Chad Ochocinco. Raw is Miz's show. It's nice to have a guest star Miz can relate to. They both say what they want because they can. Miz is Mr. Money in the Bank and the United States Champion. Actually, he just realized they have nothing alike, because Miz is a champion. And he will defend his title at Night of Champions while Chad will never experience a championship because he plays for Cincinnati. Chad says he's got two words for Miz. Child please. Obviously Miz hasn't been to Cincinnati in a while, because the Bengal's won the championship last year. Not just Chad, but he's got the rest of his team with him to win a Superbowl Championship this year. Really? Chad and his team are overrated, because he's the Miz, and he's AWESOME!! But apparently Coleslaw has an email. And he quotes. Enough talk, it's time to determine the Miz's match tonight. Please spin the wheel. Alicia spins it, and it's a...
Chad states the obvious, and Cole's got another email. The wheel determined what kind of non title match Miz would have tonight, but the GM is placing Miz's opponent in Chad's hands. Chad says it's simple. You wanna know what 85 represents? The number of ways this next opponent can tap Miz out. What better way to start a submission match other than with his boy, Daniel Bryan.
Match 1: United States Champion and Mr. Money in the Bank The Miz (w/ Alex Riley) vs Daniel Bryan - Submission match
We're back, and Bryan starts kicking Miz in the corner. Miz avoids a dropkick in the corner. Chop block by Miz. Miz slams Bryan into the ropes. He then wraps the leg around the middle rope and starts kicking it. Figure Four applied by Miz. Bryan counters out pretty fast, and Miz lets go. LeBell Lock by Bryan, and Miz gets to the ropes. Miz bails out of the ring. Riley checks up on him, but Miz shoves him away. Miz is taking his good damn time on the outside. He grabs a mic. He says to insure that he can defend his title on Sunday, he's pulling out of the match. Miz says he didn't forfeit and that he's hurt. Bryan can compete against his substitute. Alex Riley.