TNA IMPACT! Results (10/28) - Hardy, Jarrett, Abyss!
-We get a video of recent events, featuring Jeff Hardy owning Mr. Anderson.
-From the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida!
-Mike Tenay and Taz are our hosts.
-The show is titled "Chained To Fate."
-The show beings as Tara and Mickie James are brawling in the backstage area. People watch on as Tara uses s--t from the trashcan to beat down Mickie. Mickie hits her with the drink cooler and knocks down the cameraman, sucks to be him. The battle now spills into the parking area backstage ,and Mickie tosses Tara into the wall, but Madison Rayne is now here to give Tara the unfair advantage. The beautiful People arrive to help Mickie take control of things, and then Sarita's fine ass arrives to even the odds again. Tara now chokes out Mickie with a belt, as they continue to brawl al lover the place. They all need to wear tight ass jeans like this all the time. Velvet and Sarita brawl into the Impact Zone, Madison and Angelina join them. Tara and Mickie are still backstage, brawling by the dumpster. They eventually fight into the Impact Zone, and they make it to ring side. Thesz Press by Mickie from the railing, and into the ring they go as everyone spills into the ring now. Ric Flair and security come out to the ring now, they try to stop them and Flair gets nailed. He threatens to chop them, Tara shoves him and then Mickie slaps Flair. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, GET A GRIP" he yells, and then threatens to make women out of them. Crowd wants them to fight more, and Flair says that here is the deal. They all brawl more, and says they need to get a grip, and tonight they can fight, in a six-way match. He calls Mickie a nut job. They all start brawling again as Flair looks to have a coronary.
-The Pope wheels out a casket, as Taz says, "I hope it isn't a badass trying to take out an MMA guy." ZING.
-Last week, Jeff Hardy got violent, and wee see his attack on Mr. Anderson with the chair shot, that cut him open and gave him a concussion.
-Flair and Bischoff talk, and Flair asked where he was while he was dealing with six chicks acting like his ex-wives. Flair asks where Hogan is, and Bischoff says Hogan is looking into new talent for Immortal. Security laughs, and Flair and Bischoff puts them in their place. Bischoff says if Angle makes it into the Impact Zone, it is their ass. A trainer walks in and asks about Anderson being in a match tonight. Bischoff says the match will happen, and the trainer says he suffered a concussion last week. Flair makes an NFL joke and says guys get paid to wrestle. Flair asks where he was when he was bleeding for 20-minutes with Foley. The trainer puts over Anderson's injury as Flair and Bischoff joke about it, and say Anderson will wrestle tonight. He asks about Dixie's policy on head injuries, and Bischoff says she is gone. Bischoff tells him to leave. The trainer does NOT approve of this.
-Pope is out in the ring, and says he will speak to his congregation and hold court. When Pope speaks, the congregation speaks back. Apparently, there is a monster on the loose, and the monster, is filled with evil spirits of demonic proportions. Pope plans to pimp slap the monster over and over again. Since Abyss has decided to be evil, then it is time to do something about it. How about they get together, and he gets Abyss and puts him in a casket and sends him to hell. Abyss interrupts from the crowd, and says he comes with standing orders from Immortal, and he has been instructed to extinguish the flame that is the Pope. Make no mistake, when they meet, the only thing Pope will need is a priest to give last rites. As for all of the pathetic sheep that follow him, you too are no longer safe. Abyss is coming for all of them, one by one. Abyss grabs two young people and drags them backstage. Pope rushes into the crowd and tries to save them.