WWE RAW Results (11/01) – Survivor Series Preview, Lita, Pee-Wee Herman, More

Kozlov told Sheamus he talks funny before going to the ring. Pretty much a squash for Sheamus as he made quick work of Kozlov before pinning him. Following the match, Sheamus stalked Santino up the stage before attempting the Celtic Cross off the stage only for Morrison to make the save and kick Sheamus in the head.

R-Truth & Randy Orton backstage
R-Truth told Orton he was talking to John and he didn't like what he heard and that Cena's not going to quit and he'll look Orton square in the eyes as he counts Barrett the new Champion and then asks Truth to be his tag team partner tonight to see how John Cena treats his friends.

Mark Henry / Pee Wee Herman / Diva's Backstage
Henry was on the phone saying he's not just his friend but he's his Tag partner, then we see tonights guest host Pee Wee who is also on the phone and tells some story about getting a splinter. Pee Wee says he'd love to be his tag team partner. Pee Wee introduced the Diva's to play Twister. He then introduced himself and then Lita who was there for some reason. I'm not sure if my broadcast came in late into the promo but this made absolutely no sense to me.

Zack Ryder vs. Ezekial Jackson
Ryder made it onto RAW in his hometown of Long Island but unfortunately Jackson goes through him in less than a minute and beats him with a one hand slam.

The announcers informed us that Wade Barrett has chosen David Otunga as his partner for later tonight.

Pee Wee Herman Promo
Justin Roberts announced Pee Wee Herman who came to the ring. He told the crowd the secret word is ring and that when said everyone must scream really loud. We were saved by The Miz's music who came out with his apprentice Alex Riley. Miz got on the mic and said that this was the lowest point in RAW's history and that Pee Wee has to get out of his ring. Having said the secret word everyone screamed.

Pee Wee began repeating everything that Miz & Riley said until Pee Wee told them not to anger the Pee because his cousin is with him, this brought out The Big Show who wore a similar suit to Herman. Show threw both Miz & Riley out of the ring. The General Manager sent an email which Michael Cole told us said that The Miz will face "The Big Pee-Wee" next.

The Miz vs. Big Show
Big Show spent the early part of the match delivering chops to the Miz in the corner and throwing him around the ring and pretty much dominated The Miz for several minute. Mr. Money In The Bank finally got the upper hand locking a Sleeper hold on the Big Show but unfortunately he was dropped back by Show. Big Show missed the splash from the second rope and Miz delivered two Axe Handle's from the top turnbuckle without knocking the big man off his feet but grounded him with the third but only managed to get a two count, Big Show got up and went for the Chokeslam but Alex Riley tried to distract him only to get knocked off the apron. The Miz hit Show with the briefcase to force the referee to call the DQ and award Show the victory.

Nexus Backstage
Barrett told Cena that after tonight he wants John to clean his locker room and scrub his back and left. Cena then was joined by David Otunga who said Cena will be raising his hand tonight as he's more talented than anyone in Nexus, including Barrett & Cena.

Ted DiBiase vs. Daniel Bryan
The announcers told us that this match is happening because earlier today at lunch Daniel Bryan kept making eyes at Maryse and winking at her. Looks like they're keeping up with the "ladies man" gimmick. Huge Daniel Bryan chants broke out. Good exchanges between these two, the finish came when DiBiase hit a nice sit down powerbomb only for the two and then went for the Dream Street but Bryan countered into the LeBell Lock and DiBiase's tapped out. Ted told Maryse after the match that he wants his belt back and will break up the Goldust-Aksanna wedding tomorrow night.