TNA Final Resolution Results
Sabin begins to climb the ladder, but it's quickly tipped over by Gen Me and Sabin crashes into the top rope. Max slams Shelley head first into the corner, while at the same time Sabin kicks Jeremy straight into the ladder in the corner. Sabin hands Shelley a chair while Max Buck is tied up in a tree of woe, and Shelley holds it in place for Sabin to dropkick it straight into Max's face. Sabin grabs the ladder and stacks it, and a couple of chairs onto both members of Gen Me and holds it in place for Shelley to do a double stomp straight down on top of everything.
Shelley begins climbing the ladder, and he almost gets to the titles, but he stops when he's at the top, and the Guns go to the outside, grabbing and bringing in two more ladders. The Guns set up all three ladders up, and all four men begin climbing up the ladders where they begin slugging it out. Jeremy Buck falls off first, and everyone else soon follows in succession. We get a crazy succession of attempted double team moves, a lot of which don't work out, until the Guns connect with a chair assisted wheelbarrow lungblower.
The Guns set the ladders back up in their particular pattern, and grab a table, putting it on top of all of the ladders to give themselves a platform to stand on. Jeremy Buck tries to stop the Guns from being able to go for the titles, and he eats what I can only think to describe as a doomsday device dive to the outside for his troubles. The Guns find themselves back in the ring with another table and Gen Me are scheming on the outside. The Guns set up the table, and Jeremy buck is in the ring with a chair to break things up. They lay Sabin down on the table and Max lays in with a series of right hands to the head. Jeremy tries to climb the ladders but he's stopped by Shelley. Shelley fights off Max before connecting with a standing sliced bread #2 from the apron to the outside through a table on Jeremy Buck. Sabin and Max Buck climb the ladders with chairs in hand. They both swing their chairs and Sabin knocks Max's out of his hand and knocks Max off the top of the ladders to the mat, through another table. Sabin pulls down the titles, and we have a winning team.
Winners and STILL TNA World Tag Team Champions: The Motor City Machine Guns
- We transition straight into a video package about the history between Abyss and Pope. This is immediately screwed up with some footage from the last match, which leads the video package to be started over again from the beginning.
Abyss vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero
The bell rings, and Abyss charges, only to run straight into a couple of big right hands from Pope. Pope hits a series of punches and kicks, but Abyss comes right back with a punch of his own, and he almost tosses Pope right into the casket. Pope stops himself and makes his way back into the ring, pounding on Abyss as much as he can, but Abyss grabs Pope across the throat and tosses him over the top rope. Abyss follows to the outside, and Pope continues to throw everything at Abyss, coming at him with furious right hands before sending him into the ring sets and the barricade, then slamming him repeatedly with his knee while his head is up against the barricade.
Pope takes Abyss toward the casket, but Abyss is able to stop him and bring things back into the ring. Pope avoids a splash from Abyss in the corner and comes back with one of his own before hitting a nice jumping face plant. Pope goes to the top rope, but Abyss grabs him and tasses him out of the ring, basically body slamming him on top of the casket and out to the floor. Abyss goes to the outside where he picks Pope up to his feet and brings him back into the ring. Abyss waits for Pope to get to his feet and launches himself into Pope in the corner with a huge splash. Abyss picks up Pope and takes him over toward the casket, but Pope fights away from Abyss and dropkicks Abyss, sending him almost flying into the casket. Abyss stops himself and comes back into the ring with a head butt to Pope.