He asks Vince if he wants to hear the new perks, and Vince says "don't push me." Punk says provision 1 is that he gets to push him, and pushes him a couple of times. Punk says he'll push Vince all he wants and "kick him in the nuts" if he wants to. He then says that Provision 1 is that he wants a private jet, not Vince's smelly one. Provision 2 is that he wants his face on everything, and wants them to bring back the WWE ice cream bars. Awesome. That got a big pop. He wants WWE films to start production on "CM Punk: The Movie," you can call is "The Chaperone 2" except it will be funny and successful. Punk says that he wants the match between Cena and "Dwayne" to not be the main event, and that his match will be. Finally, he asks for Vince to apologize for suspending him and to apologize to the people for being one of the biggest hypocrites he's ever met, and that Vince was one of the biggest bullies he's ever met. Loud "CM Punk" chant.
Punk says that Vince will apologize for his talented friends for being unceremoniously fired, guys like Colt Cabana and Luke Gallows. "I am CM Punk and I am the voice of the voiceless, and you will apologize, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!" Vince asks Punk to calm down and to get the contract signed and for the two of them to be gentlemen. Punk insists on an apology and then he'll sign the contract and spare Vince's company any further embarrassment.
Punk flips the table over. The crowd chants that they want an apology, Vince says he doesn't care what they want. Punk says that's his problem, and while Punk is no good guy, he cares too much and is with the people. Vince says he's sorry and Punk starts with the "What?" Vince screams, "I apologize you son of a b---h." Punk is proud, and exclaims that Vince McMahon just apologized to CM Punk. He asks Vince to sign the contract "before the stock plummets some more." A "Colt Cabana" chant breaks out. Before Vince can sign, Cena's music and he comes out yet again, once again to boos from his hometown crowd.
Cena takes the mic and says that Punk will be walking out on the people Sunday night despite them loving him. Cena says that Vince and Punk are acting like children. Cena says that there are lots of days he wants to beat up Vince and how much he hates him, but he still shows up for work for the people that paid good money. Cena calls Punk the biggest hypocrite of them all for leaving. Cena talks about how Rock said that he wouldn't leave again, and he knows Punk is not that guy, but that he has lost sight of everything.
Punk cuts him off and talks about being an extra at 'Mania 22 and says that Cena has lost sight. He says that Cena presents himself as an underdog like Boston's teams, but what he's no longer an "underdog" and he is a "dynasty" and that he has become the New York Yankees. Cena punched Punk and Punk took off to the back screaming that he's the underdog. He then takes the mic again at the top of the stage and sits down and says that he has something to say. Punk then said it hit him why he wants to leave. He said he's "tired of this," "tired of Cena" and "just tired." He says this Sunday, say goodbye to the WWE title, say goodbye to John Cena and say goodbye to Jogn Cena. Great ending, even though Punk has to sell the Cena-firing angle that no one believes will happen.
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