RAW opens up with The Rock on the Titan Tron. The Rock says that Cena asked from the heart, so his answer is... "Hell No!" Rock says he's rather slap the lips off of Cena's face then slap his hand. He doesn't want Team Bring It and The Fruit Loop Troop to come together. Rock said then he started to think about it, and said that Team Bring It hates The Miz and R-Truth, and since the people want Miz and Truth to get beaten up at Survivor Series, he will team with Cena. Rock said that Miz and Truth attack everyone from the back, and now try it to his face. Rock tells Cena's fans not to get too happy, and that there's another reason he's teaming with Cena, and that's so Cena can witness "The Most Electrifying Man" in action and how "real men get id done." Rock finished with his catchphrase. Nothing earth-shattering here, but still effective.
Cena vs. The Miz is announced for later tonight.
CM Punk's music hits and he heads to the ring. Mark Henry comes out next, and that match is up now.
CM Punk vs. Mark Henry
Punk dominated the opening moments of the match. Punk hit the Savage elbow, but Henry kicked out, sending Punk to the floor. Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez hit the ring. Del Rio directed Rodriguez to attack Henry, and Rodriguez proceeded to nail Henry with his show, causing Henry to win via DQ. After the match, and incensed Punk beat up Del Rio and Rodriguez. Punk threw Rodriguez in the ring, and Henry planted him with the World's Strongest Slam. Punk chased Del Rio to the back while Henry stepped on a fallen Rodriguez before exiting the ring.
The Michael Cole Challenge is plugged for later tonight. The Muppets are up next.
The Rock is advertised for the three-hour RAW in two weeks. They entitled it, "RAW Gets Rocked."
The Muppets are introduced, and Kermit and Ms. Piggy are up at a table on stage. Piggy starts calling herself the original diva, and is interrupted by Vickie Guerrero and Jack Swagger. Guerrero is upset that their TV time was taken by Hugh Jackman, and now by "livestock." Swagger says he's in the mood for "frog legs." Kermit tells Swagger that he doesn't want any trouble with him or his "mother." Piggy and Guerrero start getting each others faces, yelling "excuse me" at each other. Santino Marella comes out and tells Swagger that "John Laryngitis" has set up a match between them for later tonight. Swagger clamps Kermit's mouth shut, and says that he'll have Dolph Ziggler in his corner. Marella says Ziggler has a match against Zack Ryder tonight. Kermit says "Woo woo woo," and Piggy yells, "you know it." Kelly Kelly came out and gave Kermit a kiss and headed to the ring. A divas battle royal is up next.
All the divas are in the ring dressed up for Halloween, while Beth Phoenix is on commentary (also in costume). In the end, Natalya eliminated Kelly, and Eve tossed Natalya out to win the match. Phoenix and Natalya came in the ring to attack Eve, but Alicia Fox and Kelly stoop by Eve's side, forcing the heels to retreat.
WWE.com posted this video of The Miz and R-Truth responding to The Rock accepting John Cena's offer.
Backstage segment with the Muppets. The scientist Muppet (I'm forgetting his name) sent Beeker to send a potion to Santino. While Beeker is running through the hallway, he bumps into Christian, who takes the potion and dumps it on the floor. Christian bumps into Sheamus, who asks Captain Charisma if there is a problem. Christian says no and leaves. Sheamus then tells Beeker that he can't make the family reunion this year, and then spikes Beeker's hair.
Air Boom vs. Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett
The end saw all four men in the ring. Rhodes sent Kingston to the floor. Bourne climbed to the top rope but Barrett caught him and nailed him with Wasteland to win the match. After the match, Christian hit the ring and attacked Kofi. Sheamus' music hit and he ran in and cleared the ring.
CM Punk approaches John Laurinaitis asks if what he saw was fair to him. Punk asks if he would like him better if he frosted his hair like it's the 90s. Laurinaitis says that Punk got his championship match if Del Rio agrees to give him one. Punk says that it sounded fair, patted Laurinaitis on the back and left.
A video hyping Brodus Clay's RAW debut next week aired.
Alberto Del Rio vs. The Big Show
Long match. Big Show was in the corner and Del Rio lunged at him, and Show caught him coming in with a big right hand. Show covered Del Rio and got the pin.
CM Punk's music hit. Punk and Show exchanged glances as Punk made his way to the ring. Punk grabbed a mic and sat next to the laying Del Rio. Punk threw some water on Del Rio's face and said that he's going to apply the Anaconda Vice, and won't let go until Del Rio agrees to face him at Survivor Series. Punk applies the hold and Del Rio said, "you have your match." Punk grabbed the mic, but it was dead. Punk grabbed another mic and said that in case you didn't hear, he said "yes." He finished by saying, "I'll see you at Survivor Series, amigo."
Fozzie and Gonzo are backstage talking about how they can be WWE Superstars. Swagger, Ziggler and Guerrero approach them and wrap Gonzo's arms around his face.
Fans dressed up for Halloween are shown at ringside, including one dressed up as Hulk Hogan. A trailer for The Muppets movie is shown.
Animal (Muppet, not Road Warrior) rings the bell for our next match.
Jack Swagger vs. Santino Marella
Marella got the pin after spitting Muppets energy drink, handed to him by Beeker, in Swagger's eyes. Marella then rolled Swagger up for the pin.
Zack Ryder vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ryder got the pin, but Ziggler had gotten his foot on the ropes at the last second. The referee realized that Ziggler had his foot on the ropes and the match continued. Moments later, Ryder stuffed a Zig Zag and hit the Rough Ryder to get the clean pin.
So that's three champions that have lost cleanly tonight.
Michael Cole jumped on the table and said that Jim Ross is suffering from IDB and isn't here tonight. Cole pulls out some depends and says that Ross should wear them, and then wonders if JR will accept his challenge next week.
Backstage Miss Piggy is rubbing John Morrison's abs. J-Mo says that he has a friend who is perfect for her. Out comes Hornswoggle, who kisses Piggy on the cheek. Piggy karate chops Horny. Kermit comes in to check on Hornswoggle, but Horny acted like he liked it. Kermit said, "and I thought our show was weird." Cody Rhodes enters and places a paper bag on Kermit's head to end the segment.
The Miz vs. John Cena
It's weird to think that this was the main event of WrestleMania this year. Cena won the match clean with the STF. After the match, a guy dressed in a Scream outfit hit the ring, but got the AA. Cena ripped the mask off to reveal R-Truth. Cena then put the Scream mask on and celebrated.